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2) Ekta meye urine test karate geche. Test report exchange hoye geche. Doctor bollo: Tumi pregnant ! Girl : 0h God ! Ekhan to mulo, gajar er opareo bharsa kara jay na
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3) Bou: Ei Ektu Tipe Dao Na. Sami: Ei Kotha, Kache Aso Tipe Dei. Bou: Ektu Valo Kore Tipo. Sami: Thik Ace Aste Aste Moja Kore Tipbo. Bou: Ektu Valo Kore Tipe Dao Na. Sami: Ei Sor to ! Majh Rate Tor Pa Tipte Parbo Na. . !

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12) Ekta meye urine test karate geche. Test report exchange hoye geche. Doctor bollo: Tumi pregnant ! Girl : 0h God ! Ekhan to mulo, gajar er opareo bharsa kara jay na !

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17) Tomake ei meyetake biye korte hobe . O gunoboti, rupoboti, bhagyaboti. Chele : Kintu amake amar GF kei biye korte hobe , karon se Garbhaboti !

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