Bangla 18+ Adult Sms ( Page 7)

181) Mohila:Baba amra apnar Majare asci amar samir Onnoti hoina keno? Baba:Shob e hoibo ami ja boli ta korte hobe.Mohila:ki korte hobe.Baba:Tomar samike Enesho.Mohila:Baba Na.Baba:Tar hat er Rekha dekhte hobe.Mohila:Ekhon upay ki? Baba:Tomar blause kholo.Mohila:keno?Baba:Tomar shamir hater Rekha dekhbo.

182) Medam : bontu transperent er 1ta example boloto? Bontu : medam apnar sharir vitor diye BRA dekha jacche? Medam rege giye : 2mar lojja sorom ki kichui nai? Bontu : apnar BRA dekha jacche tai bollam.

183) Sir:Class e ak Meye ke bollo boloto Manusher uttejonar somoy kon ongo fule boro hoye jay.Meye:lojjay lal hoye bollo Sir ai question er ans Class e dewa shomvob noy.Sir:Chelera keo ki paro?Chele:Muchki Hasi diye bollo sir chokher Moni uttejonar somoy fule boro hoye jay.Sir:Right

184) Boy:Apa apnar Ornar niche fula fula duto jinish ki dekha jay. Girl:Tomar dula-vy-er Tiffen box. Boy:Vitore ki Rakhso. Girl:Tomar dula-vy-er Rater khabar. Boy:khub valo. . . . . !

185) Boy:Boloto Dudh er Opure ki thake. Girl:Oshuvvo kothakar. Boy:keno tumi ki janona Dudh er Opore Shoar thake. Girl:I am Sorry!!!

186) Teacher:Ai chele tomar sobcheye Preo jinish ki? Sir amar Preo Jinish holo Dudh khawa.Hotath kore ak Meye bole othlo Sir o Mittha bolse Or Preo holo Tepa Tepie kora. Teacher:Mane? Chele:ki abar Or Mobile Tipesilam ty bolse.

187) Girl:Boloto Biyer pore chelera sukiye jai keno. Boy:keno? Girl:Emnitei bollam. Boy:Pore bolbo. Girl:Please Ekhoni bolo. Boy:Biyer Rat theke suru kore Chelera jhogra korte korte Sukiye jay. Girl:ki bolle. . . . . . ?

188) Boy:Boloto panir Opor name ki? Girl:Jibon. Boy:ki vabe bujle tumi? Girl:Chelera pani diyeito jibon gore. Boy:Right. . . . !

189) Boy:Madum apnar kapur tulun. Girl:keno? Boy:Tester dhukabo. Girl:Mane? Boy:Apnake bolsi apnar Vidduit er Miter er opurer kapor tulte. Girl: Ok Tulsy. Boy:Apni vebesilen ki? Girl: Aitaie. Boy:Thank you?

190) Boltu:Pinkey tomar akti nak ache duti thoth ache duti chokh ache duti kan ache duti pa ache duti hat ache & R duti jinish ache bolte paro ki? Pinkey:Na. Boltu:Hatle Nore Chore. Pinkey:Chokher duti pata. Boltu:Right? Apnara vebesilen ki bolben?

191) Dusto:Boloto Pinkey Emon akta sokto jinish tomar vitore dhukale tumi bethay oh uh ish kore chitker kore kadbe. Pinkey:Pore bolbo. Dusto:keno? Pinkey:Ok bolsy. Dusto:Bolo? Pinkey:kata dhukale. Dusto:Right. . . . ?

192) Q: kokhon apni bujhben je apni boro hoe gechen? Ans: jokhon apni nijer pant nije kachte jaben.

193) Boy:cholo govir jongole hariye jai,Girl:ulta palta kicu korbena to?Boy:Kosom kore bolci kicu korbona.Girl:Tahole r giye lav ki?

194) Sir:Boloto Pinkey first time e ki dhukaile meyera chitker kore kade.Pinkey:What?Sir:Pinkey vebe dekho paro kina.Pinkey:Sir ai catagory question kora Class e thik na.Sir:Tumi bujba kivabe tomar to biye hoyni J Nakful dhukaile chitker korba.Pinkey:Sorry

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197) Manush gulu keno je ki jonne ghorer bhaire ashe ami buji na. Manush jodi ghorer baire na ashto tahole to rasta-ghate jam hoto na.

198) Wife:Rate Shomosto kapor chupor khule tar Husband ke bollo jano Ekhon ki korte hobe. Husband:Tor Gusti kilaie Ami Ekhon Tor kapor chupor Dhuite Parbona.

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204) 1 Matal 2 Tola Theke Janala Diye Pashab Korce,Tokhon r 1 Matal Bolce,Re Tor Pashab beye To Chor Uthe Jabe,A Kotha Sune Pothom Matal Bollo,Ami Ki Tor Moto Boka Naki,Ami Chere Chere Korchi Jate Chor Uthe R Pore Jay.

205) Wife:Jano uz amar Shorbonash hoyesilo. Shami:ki? Wife:Gosol korar Somoy bath Room er Dorja khola silo ai Somoy tomar bondhu Eshe porlo. Shami:ki korle 2mi. Wife:Lojjay Orna diye Mukh dheke Rakhlam.

206) Sokal 12ta Baje Basor Gor Theke Chele Ber Hocena-Baba Cintito,Dakteo Pace Na Lojay.Choto Cele Ke Bollo Baba Tor Vi K Dakcis,Na Baba Goto Kal Maj Rate Amr Kace Bajlin Chye Nilo,Kintu Baba Sokale Uthe Dekhe Bajliner Jaygay Bajlin Ache Fabikol Atha Ta Nai.Baba O Re K Aasis.

207) 3 Ta Choto Choto Bacha,Paser Jatri Agrohi Hoye Bollen,Apni Ki Koren? Ami Kondom sells Man.O Acha Acha Khub Valo,To Chele Meye Gulo To Apnar Naki?Na Amr Na, Ta Hole?Bodro Lok O Gulo Castomar complient.

208) 1 Jon Meye Private Car Lift Nilo,Car E Onek Mal Cilo Jayga Cilo Na,Tai Meye Cheletar Cole Boslo,Meye 10 Minet Por Bollo-Apni Ki Electrical Engineener,Chele- Apni Ki Kore Bujlen,Na Mane Apnar Tawar Chasta Korce Amr Network Hin Jaygay Network Is Thapon Korte.

209) Premik-Premika Ak Rume Duklo,Premika Tar Uporer Jama Khullo,Tar Por Nicher Jama Khullo,Tar Por Choto 2ta Jama O Khullo,R Bollo Aj Ja Kichu Amr Ache Sob Tumar.Premik Obak 2mr Ki Matha Kharap Hoice?Ami 2mr Kamij Saloyar Vra Panti Diye Ki Korbo,Ami Purus Manus Na.

210) Boy:Suite hobe tomar.Girl:Na Na Na ami suite parbona and diteo debona.Boy:Aj tomake ditei hobe.Girl:Ok bt beta jeno na pai.Boy:Kapur tulo.Girl:O Ma ami sesh.Boy:ki jonno j doctor holam injection sojjo korte parena.