Bangla 18+ Adult Sms ( Page 2)

31) Bangladeshe onek dhan hoy, onek pat hoy, onek gom hoy, aro onek hortal hoy. Hortal uthpadone bangladesh onek agiye ache.

32) Rangamatir rong diye tumak rangabo, cox-bazar er jinuk diye tumak sajabo, ar amak jodi vule jaw bashkhalir bash diye marbo.

33) Ai sms porle apni 2 taka paben. Aktu niche namen. R Aktu R aktu R Aktu R aktu Namen R aktu C C C 2 takar jonno apni ato niche namte parlen. C C C .....just for fun..

34) Husband: Dhukche?? Wife: Hmm__ Hus: Betha Hoy Naki?? Wife: Na__ Hus: Valo Lagche?? Wife: Hmm____________ Hus: Tahole Cholo Oi " Juta " Guloi Kini..!!

35) Tumi Jotoi Bolo Na Na Aj Tomake Ami Charbo Na. Kace Aso Tumi Kace Aso Priyo Toma. Tomai Chara Ami R Thakte Parci Na. Jotoi Bolo Tumi Aj Jabo Na Tomar Kace. Karon Somoyer Age Break Fell Koro Je.

36) Tumi amar shiter pita. Tumi amar soyetar. Tumi amar hand glovs. Tumi amar lipjel. Tumi amar sokal,sondha,ratri belar Lap.

37) Nadiar Biyerporer din Tar Bandhobir Sathe Dekha... Khusi: Kire Tor Basor Rat kemon Holo?. Nadia: R Bolis Na 1st Koyekbar Misscall Dilo, Jokhon Call Dhuklo Tokhon Balance Shes...!!

38) Please Ektu Koro, Ektu Beshi Koro, Joto Paro Tar Cheye o Beshi Koro, Jokhon Poro Tokhone Koro, Jekhane Poro Sekhanei Koro,.. Ki?-- Ki Abar Ektu Porasuna...!!

39) Onek Meye"Mula"Dia Kore, Abar Onek Meye"Gajor"Dia o Kore Abar Onek Meye"Sosha"Dia O Kore... Abar Sobkichu Eksathe Dia O Kore... Ki Kore? "Salad Toiri Kore"...!!

40) 1Mohila R 1Mohilake Bolteche..M1: Hamar Barir Dudh Oala, Khub Besi Besi Tipe. M2: Ki Tipe. M1: Calling bel. M2: Are Rakh Hamar Barir Paper Oala To Tipatipi Na Kore Direct Nich diye Dhuke Dey. M1: ki? M2: News Paper!!

41) Wife: Acca 2mi Amar Soriler Kon Jinisti Sob Somoy Tipte Chao, Kintu Paro Na... Hasband: Bolbona 2mi Rag Korbe... Wife: (hese) Na Rag Korbona Bolo,,, Hasband: 2mar Gola... Wife: Ki!...!!

42) Girl: Jan R Na Ebar Ghumate Dao na, Sararat To Korla. Boy: Ajke Kono Thamathami nai, Sararat Cholbe. G: R Parcina sona R koto? B: Atei Tierd Hoyegeco Matro to 200bar Korlam, G: Ajker Moto Sere Dao Na Jan. B: Ok, R 50 ta Korbo Free Sms Paichi Ses Korte Hobe To..

43) Teacher:Ai chele tomar sobcheye Preo jinish ki? Sir amar Preo Jinish holo Dudh khawa.Hotath kore ak Meye bole othlo Sir o Mittha bolse Or Preo holo Tepa Tepie kora. Teacher:Mane? Chele:ki abar Or Mobile Tipesilam ty bolse

44) 1 Matal 2 Tola Theke Janala Diye Pashab Korce,Tokhon r 1 Matal Bolce,Re Tor Pashab beye To Chor Uthe Jabe,A Kotha Sune Pothom Matal Bollo,Ami Ki Tor Moto Boka Naki,Ami Chere Chere Korchi Jate Chor Uthe R Pore Jay

45) Shami estir sathe behde shuie ache...estir chule hath buliye..! Kadhe alto kore hath buliye golar nich diye pite diye hater nich diye ashe komorer niche ashe hothat shamir hath themye gelo...! Estri bollo " ki bapar...? Thamle keno....! Shami bollo: rimort peye gechi....! Tumi gumiye poro.....?

46) Girl: na na plz, na. Amar voe lage. Boy: ate voyer ki ase? Sobai prothome voy pai. Rag kore meyeti bollo, Onnoder moto ami na. Plz.. Ami parbo na. Boy:lokkhi sona, amon koro na. Ami just dhukabo r ber korbo. Girl: assa, aste dhukaba, jate betha na lage. Boy: ok my heart. Girl: ore baba! Ata ato mota keno? Amar voe lagse. Ami morei jabo. Boy: chokh bondho kore rakho. Kokhon dhukabo r ber korbo tumi ter pabe na. G: o..o..ore baba, more gelam. Amar vitore batha korse, ore baba rokto ber hosse. Boy: akta injection nite ato ovinoy kora lage.

47) Dusto:Boloto Pinkey Emon akta sokto jinish tomar vitore dhukale tumi bethay oh uh ish kore chitker kore kadbe. Pinkey:Pore bolbo. Dusto:keno? Pinkey:Ok bolsy. Dusto:Bolo? Pinkey:kata dhukale. Dusto:Right. . . .

48) Sir:Class e ak Meye ke bollo boloto Manusher uttejonar somoy kon ongo fule boro hoye jay.Meye:lojjay lal hoye bollo Sir ai question er ans Class e dewa shomvob noy.Sir:Chelera keo ki paro? Chele:Muchki Hasi diye bollo sir chokher Moni uttejonar somoy fule boro hoye jay.Sir:Right

49) Brihospotibar a ekta meye short dress pore school-a asle, Sir take ques...korlo-ai tumi short dress poreso keno? Meyeti bollo-Sir, aj to half class tai half dress poresi. Ans sune ekta sele bollo- Sir, friday te class nile kemon hoy?

50) Chocco kore angul ta vitore dhuke gelo ber korar pore dui angul ek korar pore dekhi iss ki pichla oww ki dur gondho ki janen pocha dim vanga. . .

51) Iss ki voinkor gorom.oaww ki chamotkar enjoy korlam.room er vitore giye ber kore.hatlam R chatlam.dukailam R berkorlam.ki moja pelam misty icecream kheye

52) Son: ma, 5 taka dao to.ma: keno? son: badam khabo.ma: badam khabi keno?son: sir class e bolesen, badam khele shokti and dom bare.ma: o tai. tahole 10 takanie ja. tor babar jonno 5 takar nie ashish.

53) (ek jungle e ek jora pramik- pramikar gari nosto hoise) boy: tomake 1ta kiss kori? girl: tumi dekhi oi chorer moto.. j pura gari churi korar chance peyeo.. shudhu garir chaka churi korte chay.

54) Melody R Mala-D -r modhye pharak kee ? Melody Bachchader ananda korar janya R Mala-D Boro-der ananda karar janya

55) kurbanir Eid. baba tar cheleke niye gelo goru kinte. saradin ghure fire sondhe bela akta roga-patla goru kine cheleke bollo---baba goruta niye tui bari ja ami bajar kore aschi. chele goru niye jacche. kichu dur jaowar por goruta dariye roilo. avabe bes koyek bar. sese cheleta akta lathi diye gorutake onek petalo. tai dekhe ak lok bollo- kire babu gorutake avabe marcho keno? cheleta bollp.... R koiyen na kaku. abbay akta voda kinna diche_Dhon da khali kharay. na marle jay na.

56) Ronny: Janis to ekta Bangladeshi meye amake aaj thappor merechhe. Bachchu : Keno ? Ronny : Janina yaar. Ami shudhu bolechhilam, apnader Dhaka jaaygata khub sundar !

57) Boy:akta dhada dibo bolte parbe? Girl:bolona please. Boy:Thela dile meila jay vitore gele aram pay. Girl:what? Boy:keno Chata Thela dileito Meila jay.

58) Jakhan ekta golap puro-puri phute jaay takhan : its ready to PLUCK R jakhan ekta meye 18 bacharer hoye jaay, she is ready to : : : VOTE ! Tumi kee bhebechlie ? Chhee ! ;-)

59) Wife: Akta Khota Bolbo Marba Nato? Hus: Kije Bolo Na Tumi? Wife: Ame Pragrant! Hus: Ata To Khusir Khobor. Wife: Biyer Age Ekbar Baba Ka Bolachilam. Babato Marchilo Tai.

60) 1 lakh 1 taka denmohore sms k sakkhi rekhe babar chele shahin k ami sami hisabe grohon korlam kobul kobul kobul. j meye sms ti porbe se.