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1) Ekta meye urine test karate geche. Test report exchange hoye geche. Doctor bollo: Tumi pregnant ! Girl : 0h God ! Ekhan to mulo, gajar er opareo bharsa kara jay na
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2) Ekhon Govir RaT..Ammo Basay Nei.. Ei Sujoge Tumi Ese Amake Kiss Korle.. Ami Badha Dia Rokkha Pelam Na.. Jodi Ammo Basay Thakto Tahole Thappor Dia Mosa ta Mere Felto..

3) Bou: Ei Ektu Tipe Dao Na. Sami: Ei Kotha, Kache Aso Tipe Dei. Bou: Ektu Valo Kore Tipo. Sami: Thik Ace Aste Aste Moja Kore Tipbo. Bou: Ektu Valo Kore Tipe Dao Na. Sami: Ei Sor to ! Majh Rate Tor Pa Tipte Parbo Na. . !

4) Ekta kaaj -er pore meyera bole : Ki bibhotso boro chilo na? Prathame ki bhoy karchilo na? Issh! Jodi aro time petam Samnerbar aro bhalo kore debo ! Kee kaaj balo to ? : : Exam -er katha bolchi , Tumi kee bhebechili ?

5) Mohila:Baba amra apnar Majare asci amar samir Onnoti hoina keno? Baba:Shob e hoibo ami ja boli ta korte hobe.Mohila:ki korte hobe.Baba:Tomar samike Enesho.Mohila:Baba Na.Baba:Tar hat er Rekha dekhte hobe.Mohila:Ekhon upay ki? Baba:Tomar blause kholo.Mohila:keno?Baba:Tomar shamir hater Rekha dekhbo.

6) Medam : bontu transperent er 1ta example boloto? Bontu : medam apnar sharir vitor diye BRA dekha jacche? Medam rege giye : 2mar lojja sorom ki kichui nai? Bontu : apnar BRA dekha jacche tai bollam.

7) Sir:Class e ak Meye ke bollo boloto Manusher uttejonar somoy kon ongo fule boro hoye jay.Meye:lojjay lal hoye bollo Sir ai question er ans Class e dewa shomvob noy.Sir:Chelera keo ki paro?Chele:Muchki Hasi diye bollo sir chokher Moni uttejonar somoy fule boro hoye jay.Sir:Right

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10) 1ta 65 year Mohila R 27 year Chele biye Holo.. than Tara ek sathe Sara Raat Katalo.. Sokale Dekha Gelo Cheleta Mara Geche.. Portmotem Report Theke Jana Gelo Expired Dudh Khawar Jonno Se Mara Geche.

11) Ronny: Janis to ekta Bangladeshi meye amake aaj thappor merechhe. Bachchu : Keno ? Ronny : Janina yaar. Ami shudhu bolechhilam, apnader Dhaka jaaygata khub sundar

12) Ekta meye urine test karate geche. Test report exchange hoye geche. Doctor bollo: Tumi pregnant ! Girl : 0h God ! Ekhan to mulo, gajar er opareo bharsa kara jay na !

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15) Meye : Maa amader gram –e military eseche Maa: Bhetore chole aay, oder swabhab bhalo naa. Meye : Maa ora Paki military. Maa: Tahole to murgi gulo keo bhetore niye aay