Husband & Wife SMS

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1) Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An pakistani man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends and he still loves his mummy more.

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Length: 323 - June 15, 2016
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2) In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'( Don't go inside the church its a trap!! Wife: what are u watching? Man: our wedding DVD

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3) Want to surprise your girlfriend? . . . . . . . Introduce her to your wife

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4) Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return." He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car" She text back, "OMG really?" Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message".

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5) Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples Never laugh at your wife's choices... (You are on of them...) Never be Prouf of Your Choices... (Your Wife is one of them...)

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6) Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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7) A line written on a Husband's T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..:-P

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Length: 114 - June 15, 2016
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8) Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

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Length: 156 - June 15, 2016
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9) HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

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10) A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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Length: 139 - June 15, 2016
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11) wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

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12) Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

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13) What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

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14) Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.

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15) It is said that Husband is the head of the family, But Remember that wife is the Neck of the family. & the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)

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16) Having "WIFE" Is A Part Of Living... But Having "GIRLFRIEND" Along With The "WIFE" Is Art Of Living

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17) When a married man says- "I'll think about it", What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.. :-P Lolz

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18) A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

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19) Husband throwing knives on wifes picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received call from her "Hi,wat ru doin?" His honest reply,"MISSING U"

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20) In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

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21) A Sweet demand by a kid. A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came n asked- what happen son? Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own.

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22) Cool Msg by a woman- Dear Mother- in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement" ;)

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23) A Husband said to his wife One day "I don't know how you can be so stupid & so beautiful all at the same time" The wife responded , "Allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me ; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !"

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24) If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life

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25) Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up. We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma! husband: What should i do now? Doctor - Send her 4 jogging, if she returns, don't sleep with her!

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26) An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love ! Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop..

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27) ''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women" :P

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28) Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

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29) A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =

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30) Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

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