
Husband & Wife SMS
1) Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him. Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.!
Length: 405 - June 15, 2016
2) What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum (wife) ?? . . . . . . . Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd...
Length: 171 - June 15, 2016
3) An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... "Which Trip ?"
Length: 248 - June 15, 2016
4) Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s "hi darling", he says, "your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them.
Length: 485 - June 15, 2016
5) Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.
Length: 145 - June 15, 2016
6) If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee If you were my wife I would drink it.
Length: 88 - June 15, 2016
7) If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)
Length: 218 - June 15, 2016
8) When a married man says: "I'll think about it" , What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet... =p =d
Length: 148 - June 15, 2016
9) A Lady to Doctor: My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure? Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake.
Length: 141 - June 15, 2016
10) LOVE IS LIFE LIFE IS WIFE WIFE IS KNIFE and KNIFE IS DANGEROUS
Length: 62 - June 15, 2016
11) Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Length: 126 - June 15, 2016
12) A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Length: 120 - June 15, 2016
13) Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"
Length: 215 - June 15, 2016
14) You know why women starts with 'W'... because all questions start with "W".. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!
Length: 171 - June 15, 2016
15) Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
Length: 157 - June 15, 2016