Funny Sms ( Page 4)

91) We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.

92) "Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?" ... ... "Yes if you're lucky."

93) The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bedI've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

94) Money says EARN me lot, Time says PLAN me lot, Flower says LOVE me lot, Study says LEARN me lot, SMS says SEND me lot, & I say REMEMBER me lot..

95) "Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."good " . You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."

96) NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie!

97) Some realties of love: u love someone u marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband and the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id.

98) A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a ... ...stupid blondone? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others

99) I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.

100) Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."

101) "What do use for washing dishes?" .."Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."

102) "What did one ghost say to another?" .. .."Do you believe in people?"

103) A modern artist is one who throwspaint on canvas, wipes it off with acloth and sells the cloth.