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1) Asif saw the question zodiac sign. He didnt know what it meant. So he turned back and saw that Ali had written Cancer. So he wrote AIDS.

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Length: 136 - June 13, 2016
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2) Wats the height of innocense? A 12year old girl applies pimples cream on her breast!

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Length: 84 - June 13, 2016
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3) Rahim And His Wife Went For a walk. Wife- Oh! Look at the dead bird! Rohim looked at the sky and said- where, where....

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Length: 119 - June 13, 2016
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4) Mom- My dear son, why is your wife so silent.. Son- Nothing mom, she asked for lipstick, but I gave her a glue stick instead. That is why...!!

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Length: 142 - June 13, 2016
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5) Women asked man who is travelling with six children, all these kids are urs?? No, i work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

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Length: 145 - June 13, 2016
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6) Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S? Bcoz people started licking the wrong side.

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Length: 105 - June 13, 2016
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7) Teacher: Why cows look depressedwhen they are milked? Student: Madam, if some1 press ur boobs for 2hrs & doesnt f**k u, then how do u feel??

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Length: 144 - June 13, 2016
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8) Bride's dad hands a note the groom: "GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE". Groom gave another note back to him "CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN".

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Length: 164 - June 13, 2016
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9) Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. 1st: How urs look like? 2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt urs? 1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!

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Length: 179 - June 13, 2016
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10) Girl: Xcuse me,brother. This is my seat. Boy: That's ok.But i'm not ur brother bcoz My father never touch ur mother. Girl:Sorry Darling!

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Length: 136 - June 13, 2016
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11) Teacher: u know the importance ofperiod? Kid: Ya, once my sister said she hasmissed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Length: 152 - June 13, 2016
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12) 1st sardar: Mumbai is the best city, ALL Free, Pickup, Drop, Food, Drink, Hotel even Sex. 2nd sardar:When did u go? 1st sardar:Not me, my wife went, she told me.

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Length: 161 - June 13, 2016
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13) Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

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Length: 151 - June 13, 2016
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14) boy:hapi birthday dia
girl:tx!wea z ma gift
boy:do u c dat BMW outside there?
girl:yes!yes!yes! thx u so much!
boy:i bought 4 u a toothbrush of de same COLOUR!

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Length: 163 - April 25, 2017
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15) Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this right time we shud talk abt sex. Daughter: Sure mom, tell me wat u want to know. Mom:##??!!

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16) In a physics class, the teacherboiled some water. When the water startee boiling & making a noise, he asked: Why is the water making this noise Johnny? JOHNNY:That's the germs screaming beforethey are boiled!

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17) BOY: Mujhse shaadi karogi.. GIRL: Kyaaa?? BOY: Achhi film hai Naa.. GIRL: Kutte K Bachhe.. BOY: Wat?? GIRL: Kitne cute hote hai na

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18) Marriage is like going to a restaurant. You order your choice from the menu and then look at the neighbouring table and wish you had ordered that!

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19) When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.. Why should only i suffer!!!

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Length: 121 - June 13, 2016
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20) When I was interviewed for ajob, they asked how I´d feel about having a woman as my boss. I replied: Well,I´d feel right at home!

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Length: 131 - June 13, 2016
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21) Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!

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22) REPORTER: To what do you attribute your success? BUSINESSMAN: I decided to make a honest living and there isn´t much competition!

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Length: 130 - June 13, 2016
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23) A mother waiting anxiously for her son on the last day of the term. MOM: At lgst you are home! Where is your report? SON: I haven't got it. MOM: How come? SON: I lent it to my friend. MOM: And why does need it? SON: He wants to scare his parents with it!

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Length: 254 - June 13, 2016
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24) True love is like a pillow.U could hug it whenever u r in trouble. U could cry on it when u r in pain, u could embrace it when u r happy.... Want true love? Easy! Spend 1 dollar, buy a pillow.

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Length: 192 - June 13, 2016
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25) You think I'm nice, I think you're nice. You think I'm kind, I think you're kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I'm cute, and I think you're right.

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Length: 172 - June 13, 2016
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26) Difference between Good & Bad Girls. Good Girls open a few button in hot atmosphere. But the Bad Girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot

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Length: 150 - June 13, 2016
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27) It is difficult to understand God, he makes such beautiful things as woman and then he turns them into wifes.

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Length: 109 - June 13, 2016
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28) A man was dying of cancer. His sonasked him:dad why do you keepontelling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

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29) While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

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Length: 193 - June 13, 2016
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30) You're like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can't get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy. Like dentures, I can't smile without you.

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Length: 166 - June 13, 2016
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