Funny Sms

1) You think I'm nice, I think you're nice. You think I'm kind, I think you're kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I'm cute, and I think you're right.

2) Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.

3) You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!

4) You're like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can't get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy. Like dentures, I can't smile without you.

5) When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.. Why should only i suffer!!!

6) One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

7) Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!

8) My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."

9) Ques. -> Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the Eiffel Tower.?? ? Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can't Jump.. Think different...

10) AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other

11) This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

12) While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

13) BOY: Mujhse shaadi karogi.. GIRL: Kyaaa?? BOY: Achhi film hai Naa.. GIRL: Kutte K Bachhe.. BOY: Wat?? GIRL: Kitne cute hote hai na

14) Recession quote, 'A victim has no future, but a survivor does' In this slowdown whoever survives will last & come out as a winner. B patient

15) Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!

16) Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

17) One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

18) MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti na..!!

19) He was a good man . Never smoked, drank and no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said,'he who never lived, can't die.

20) Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp. Graham bell used 2 study in candle light. Shakspeare used 2 study in street light. I don't know why they didn't study at day time.

21) Nepoleon: there is no such word as 'impossible' in my dictionary. Mr. Bean: then why the hell did u buy it....

22) A 65 yrs women & 27 yrs young man got married.Whole night they live 2gethar.Next morning the young man died.The portmortem report flashed,"The man died 4 expired milk".

23) A man & monkey went to river for bath.Man removed all clothes.Monkey started laughing... Man asked "Why are you laughing?" Monkey said "You have a tail in the front ha ha ha..."

24) The Most Widely Used Languages in Bangalore.. english? tamil? kannada? Nooo nooooo.. Guess??? It's C, C++ & Java B-)

25) Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife. Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have? Doc : Two.. MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy .

26) One day, I Kicked lion's face I puld tigers tail I broke cheetas leg I threw elphants then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out..!

27) Money says EARN me lot, Time says PLAN me lot, Flower says LOVE me lot, Study says LEARN me lot, SMS says SEND me lot, & I say REMEMBER me lot..

28) What's the true meaning of STUDY? S-leeping T-alking U-nlimited Sms D-reaming Y-awning

29) "Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?" ... ... "Yes if you're lucky."

30) "Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."good " . You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."