Funny Sms ( Page 3)

61) "Why don't you give your husband a divorce?" ..... ... ..."What, I have lived with him for tenyears and now I should make him happy?"

62) NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie!

63) When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gaveyou a shower!!

64) The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

65) If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…

66) Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."

67) "What did one ghost say to another?" .. .."Do you believe in people?"

68) My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

69) They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

70) Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait someone else is using it."

71) When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay inadvance.

72) But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now Ianswer it whether it rings or not.

73) It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!

74) "Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."good " . You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."

75) "Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?" ... ... "Yes if you're lucky."

76) What's the true meaning of STUDY? S-leeping T-alking U-nlimited Sms D-reaming Y-awning

77) Money says EARN me lot, Time says PLAN me lot, Flower says LOVE me lot, Study says LEARN me lot, SMS says SEND me lot, & I say REMEMBER me lot..

78) One day, I Kicked lion's face I puld tigers tail I broke cheetas leg I threw elphants then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out..!

79) Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife. Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have? Doc : Two.. MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy .

80) The Most Widely Used Languages in Bangalore.. english? tamil? kannada? Nooo nooooo.. Guess??? It's C, C++ & Java B-)

81) A man & monkey went to river for bath.Man removed all clothes.Monkey started laughing... Man asked "Why are you laughing?" Monkey said "You have a tail in the front ha ha ha..."

82) A 65 yrs women & 27 yrs young man got married.Whole night they live 2gethar.Next morning the young man died.The portmortem report flashed,"The man died 4 expired milk".

83) Nepoleon: there is no such word as 'impossible' in my dictionary. Mr. Bean: then why the hell did u buy it....

84) Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp. Graham bell used 2 study in candle light. Shakspeare used 2 study in street light. I don't know why they didn't study at day time.

85) He was a good man . Never smoked, drank and no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said,'he who never lived, can't die.

86) MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti na..!!

87) One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

88) Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

89) Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!

90) Recession quote, 'A victim has no future, but a survivor does' In this slowdown whoever survives will last & come out as a winner. B patient