Funny Sms ( Page 2)

31) Bruce Lee´s favourites: Vegetable- MU LEE Breakfast-ID LEE Festival-DIWA LEE Actress-SONA LEE Music-QAWWA LEE!

32) Marriage is like going to a restaurant. You order your choice from the menu and then look at the neighbouring table and wish you had ordered that!

33) Life is a paradox isn´t it ? What you want you don´t get. What you get you don´t enjoy. What is permanent is boring!

34) Indian earthquake kills 50 000! USA sending food. Australia sending clothes. Britain sending ...... ... Replacements!

35) The judge boomed: Defendant, why are you telling me a completely different story from yesterday? DEFENDANT: Because you didn't believe what I said yesterday!

36) BOSS: Do you believe in life after death? EMPLOYEE: Yes, sir. BOSS: Good, when you took leave for your grandma's funeral, she visited our office!

37) He said...Do u love me just coz of my father left me a fortune? She said...No stupid! I'd love u no matter who left u the money!

38) It is difficult to understand God, he makes such beautiful things as woman and then he turns them into wifes.

39) What is the similarity between Circus and a beautiful girls heart? ANS : both have space for one more clown..

40) Never think of the past,it brings tears Never think of the future,it brings fears live life in the present and drink chilled beers..

41) True love is like a pillow.U could hug it whenever u r in trouble. U could cry on it when u r in pain, u could embrace it when u r happy.... Want true love? Easy! Spend 1 dollar, buy a pillow.

42) What do i do when i see someone extremely gorgeous,attractive,terrific, cute, fabulous... I stare, i smile and when i get tired.... i put down the mirror!!

43) Honesty may be the best policy but there some people who don´t seem to think they can afford the best!

44) Doctors may be right when they tell us that garlic ensures a long and healthy life. But who wants to live that long and be so lonely?!

45) Children who watch TV every night will go down in history not to mention arithmetic, geography and science!

46) Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you"ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE. "

47) When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

48) Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

49) A man was dying of cancer. His sonasked him:dad why do you keepontelling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

50) The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bedI've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

51) Man says to his wife : Let me take apicture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

52) A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a ... ...stupid blondone? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others

53) A girl ask a hujur, can I kiss a boy? Hujur: Astagfirulla! Girl: can I kiss my boyfriend? Hujur: Naojubilla. Girl: can I kiss u? Hujur: Alhamdulillah!!!

54) Some realties of love: u love someone u marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband and the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id.

55) A newly married girl got 1st class in B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - BRISTI FIRST CLASS IN BED !!

56) A modern artist is one who throwspaint on canvas, wipes it off with acloth and sells the cloth.

57) "Has there been any insanity in your family?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."

58) I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.

59) We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.

60) "What do use for washing dishes?" .."Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."