1) boy:hapi birthday dia
girl:tx!wea z ma gift
boy:do u c dat BMW outside there?
girl:yes!yes!yes! thx u so much!
boy:i bought 4 u a toothbrush of de same COLOUR!
Length: 163 - 25th Apr 17 at 11:37pm
2) Asif saw the question zodiac sign. He didnt know what it meant. So he turned back and saw that Ali had written Cancer. So he wrote AIDS.
3) Mom- My dear son, why is your wife so silent.. Son- Nothing mom, she asked for lipstick, but I gave her a glue stick instead. That is why...!!
Length: 142 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
4) Rahim And His Wife Went For a walk. Wife- Oh! Look at the dead bird! Rohim looked at the sky and said- where, where....
Length: 119 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
5) Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
Length: 151 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
6) Girl: Xcuse me,brother. This is my seat. Boy: That's ok.But i'm not ur brother bcoz My father never touch ur mother. Girl:Sorry Darling!
7) Teacher: u know the importance ofperiod? Kid: Ya, once my sister said she hasmissed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
Length: 152 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
8) Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S? Bcoz people started licking the wrong side.
Length: 105 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
9) Wats the height of innocense? A 12year old girl applies pimples cream on her breast!
Length: 84 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
10) Women asked man who is travelling with six children, all these kids are urs?? No, i work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
Length: 145 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
11) Bride's dad hands a note the groom: "GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE". Groom gave another note back to him "CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN".
Length: 164 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
12) Teacher: Why cows look depressedwhen they are milked? Student: Madam, if some1 press ur boobs for 2hrs & doesnt f**k u, then how do u feel??
Length: 144 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
13) Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. 1st: How urs look like? 2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt urs? 1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!
Length: 179 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
14) 1st sardar: Mumbai is the best city, ALL Free, Pickup, Drop, Food, Drink, Hotel even Sex. 2nd sardar:When did u go? 1st sardar:Not me, my wife went, she told me.
Length: 161 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
15) Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this right time we shud talk abt sex. Daughter: Sure mom, tell me wat u want to know. Mom:##??!!