
Funny Sms
1) boy:hapi birthday dia
girl:tx!wea z ma gift
boy:do u c dat BMW outside there?
girl:yes!yes!yes! thx u so much!
boy:i bought 4 u a toothbrush of de same COLOUR!
Length: 163 - 25th Apr 17 at 11:37pm
2) Asif saw the question zodiac sign. He didnt know what it meant. So he turned back and saw that Ali had written Cancer. So he wrote AIDS.
Length: 136 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
3) Mom- My dear son, why is your wife so silent.. Son- Nothing mom, she asked for lipstick, but I gave her a glue stick instead. That is why...!!
Length: 142 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
4) Rahim And His Wife Went For a walk. Wife- Oh! Look at the dead bird! Rohim looked at the sky and said- where, where....
Length: 119 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
5) Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
Length: 151 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
6) Girl: Xcuse me,brother. This is my seat. Boy: That's ok.But i'm not ur brother bcoz My father never touch ur mother. Girl:Sorry Darling!
Length: 136 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
7) Teacher: u know the importance ofperiod? Kid: Ya, once my sister said she hasmissed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
Length: 152 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
8) Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S? Bcoz people started licking the wrong side.
Length: 105 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
9) Wats the height of innocense? A 12year old girl applies pimples cream on her breast!
Length: 84 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
10) Women asked man who is travelling with six children, all these kids are urs?? No, i work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
Length: 145 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
11) Bride's dad hands a note the groom: "GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE". Groom gave another note back to him "CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN".
Length: 164 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
12) Teacher: Why cows look depressedwhen they are milked? Student: Madam, if some1 press ur boobs for 2hrs & doesnt f**k u, then how do u feel??
Length: 144 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
13) Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. 1st: How urs look like? 2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt urs? 1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!
Length: 179 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
14) 1st sardar: Mumbai is the best city, ALL Free, Pickup, Drop, Food, Drink, Hotel even Sex. 2nd sardar:When did u go? 1st sardar:Not me, my wife went, she told me.
Length: 161 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
15) Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this right time we shud talk abt sex. Daughter: Sure mom, tell me wat u want to know. Mom:##??!!
Length: 136 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am