Insult Sms

1) do you want to go to USA Here's a chance for you Mr Obama is waiting for you to be in white house Get ready Because . . . . He's in search of a dog for his daughter!

2) two devils came in to my dreams. they said we want to disturb some nice persons. I suggest them your name. they said we can't disturb our boss.

3) ¤¤¤,¤¤¤. 4 U ¤. .¤ "¤..¤" It's not a heart,it's my old underwear which i dont wear now, so i wanted to ask before throwing,"do you want it?

4) I just feel u.... Whenever I feel u.... I just miss u ..... Whenever i miss u .... I just wanna See u .... Do u know why....... It's juts because ............ ******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

5) You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

6) 6 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

7) I Iove your smile becoz.. . . . . . . My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'

8) Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'

9) I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can't send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I'm sending you just 1 joke . . . "You are so beautiful"

10) ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka...Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkey’s language. Come to Collect ur banana.

11) At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!

12) Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your driving license.

13) One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

14) Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately

15) Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them your right age.

16) From Moon to Sun, From Jan to Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. for me, you have always been a headache

17) Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his Girlfriend. girl:What the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: you wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST...

18) Best SmS of 1947 . . . Was there any mobile at that time? Please Use your brain atleast once in your life time!

19) Love + Ship = Titanic. Dinosaur + Forest = Jurassic Park Arnold+ Gun = Terminator You + Your Smile = The mummy Returns..

20) Ive been arrested 4 being the ugliest person, Can u come here n show them its a mistake?

21) Sweet Insults- I Luv you! But ive got bad taste Dats a cute shirt.Wat did u do wit d rest of d table cloth. I wud lik 2 help u out-which way did u cme in?

22) If some1 asks me wat is humanity, I wud sit next to u, Pull you close to me Put my arms around u and say proudly LOVING ANIMALS Thats humanity)

23) Tipz To Beat Summer 1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water 2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside 3-Eat Vgetables But Most Important 4-Msg Me Daily Bcz Im so COOL.

24) Ive been arrested 4 being the ugliest person,Can u come here n show them its a mistake?

25) U r 70% sweet. U r 85% smart. U r 75% lover. U r 90% lucky. U r 100% good. So totally (70+85+75+90+100)=420. It means u r 420. I like 420

26) what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:welcome 2 da jungle network,da monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree.plz try later..

27) I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

28) Do u remember ur childhood? When u wen 2 a doll shop, stood infront of a doll n askd uncle! How much is that monkey doll shpkper replied that is a mirror my child -)

29) Whenever i missU i vl read ur sms Whenever I want to see U , Ijst close my eyes Whenever I want to hear ur voice I throw stones at DOGs.

30) Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!