Bollywood Jokes Sms

1) Are O SAMBHA Mere Kitne SMS mile Srdar Bahut se or tumne Kitne Bheje 1Bhi nhi Dhikkar hai Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Le ab ek aur kha..

2) Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai? jab sidhu laughter challenge main hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai bas kar mere BAAP!!!

3) Harbhajan n Mallika wer havin sex Harbhajan kept his Pen is on her thighs. Mallika: Arre!wat r u doin? Bhajji:Darr mat mein yahan se spin karunga

4) Mallika Says To Imran Hashmi hahe Dunia Jitni Bhi Kare Hamare Pyar Ki Birodh Hamare Pyar Ki Raksha Karegi Super Deluxe Nirodh

5) What will you say if you see a naked girl walking at Lokhandwala Complex? CHOOT OUT AT LOKHANDWALA.

6) men at a cinema: 1st see House full at the ticket counter & said:Maa di fudi band hogi? 2nd shouted: Oye Aaja Aaja !Bhen di fudi black chmildi payi ha?

7) A scientist cannot b a president,butkalam did it. A conductor cannot b a superstar,butRajni did it. A monkey cannot operate mobile, but u

8) Nam:Don Bhai:Munnabhai Pata:36ChinaTown Thikana:ChandniBar Guru:Blufmaster Dushman:Sarkar Khun:Ab tak 56 SMS BHEJ WARNA 57 ho jaiega

9) gabbar-hag basanti hag. Viru-nahi basant nahi,In kutto k samne mat hagna,Inke pass pani nahi hai,Ye tujhse hagwayenge aur mujhse teri GAND chatwayenge.

10) Gabbar-hag basanti hag. Viru-nahi basant nahi,In kutto k samne mat hagna,Inke pass pani nahi hai,Ye tujhse hagwayenge aur mujhse teri GAND chatwayenge

11) If Mallika will play the role of draupadi,then Duryodhan will say"Dusashan,pehna do hamari bhabhi ko saree,hum bhi toh dekhe yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai

12) Osama to Big B: How are you?? Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you? Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum

13) MunnaBhai:Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Circuit:Common sense Bhai!Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hain na

14) Height of confidence. Malilika sheravat gives hand kerchief to a tailor and asks to stitch three dresses. Tailor replies what to do with remaining cloth!

15) An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home

16) Abhishek on Suhagrat: teri ankho mein doop jau. Teri zulfo mei kho jaau tere jhumke pe jhool jaau. Aish: neeche b utrega ki salman ko bulau.

17) Ek Ladki Raat Mein Akeli Aur Do Ladke Uske Saath, Kya Hua Hoga

18) doctors film banayege to tital ho ga.... 1. Kabhi khansi kabhi zukaam. 2.Kaho na Bukhaar hai. 3.T.B no.1 4.Kal mareez ho na ho. 5.Ambulance no. 7211

19) Shadi k pahle- hero no.1 Shadi k baad- Coli no.1 Pahle- maine pyar kiya. Baad mein-yeh maine kya kiya. Pahle-milne kab aogi. Baad mein-maike kab jaogi!

20) What did Big B tell his son today morning after Suhagraat. Beta abhi SHAKE karne k din gaye. AISH karne k din aaye. Khush raho puttar.

21) Kabhi khushi kabhi gham. Mera sms na hoga kam. Kabhi alvida na kehna. Sms karte rehna. Dhoom mera sms padh k jhoom. Phir hera pheri. Ab karne ki teri bari.

22) India ki shan Shahrukh khan. India ki aan Salman Khan. India ki jaan Aamir Khan. India ka maan Farden Khan. Indian smman all of KHAN

23) Mere phone k intezar to 11 mulkon ke doston ko he. Lekin ek baat samjho k mera phone ana mushkil hi ni namumkin hai. Sorry kyon ki mere sirf msg free hai

24) Dard jitna saha jaye utna sehna. Jo baat dil ko lag jaye kabhi na hehna. Milte hai dunya mein hum jayese kam. Isliye kabhi Kabhi aalvida na kehna

25) What Would Be The Name Of The Sequel To Cheeni
Kum Starring Mallika Sherawat And Rakhi Sawant? A.
Cheeni Kum, Doodh Zyaada...

26) Na pyar na yar. Na mohabbat. Na dosti yaro. Aaj ke ye devdas ki bat mano. Na chandramukhi na paro. Bas har ladki pe line maro.

27) Itni shidaat se main tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai, hi har zaare ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai

28) Aadmi bade mood mein waiter se: waiter, ek sexy si chai lao. Waiter: dekhye humare yahan bhains ka doodh aata hai koi Dipasha Basu ka nahi.... Samjhe!

29) Naam: subu, Baap ka naam: Gangster, Bhai ka naam: Munnabhai, Add: 36 chaina town, thikhana: Chandni bar, Guru: Blufmaster , Dushman: Sarkar Murdar:ab tak 56 Sms bhej warna 57

30) Zindagi Pighalkar Prakash Ban Gayi….. Aur Sacchaai Mera Roop Hai ! Tan Rahe Na Rahe , Mai Rahoonga!