Bollywood Jokes Sms

1) What Would Be The Name Of The Sequel To Cheeni
Kum Starring Mallika Sherawat And Rakhi Sawant? A.
Cheeni Kum, Doodh Zyaada...

2) Aag Mein Phek Do, Main Jalunga Nahi! Talwaar Se Vaar Karo, Main Katunga Nahi! Tum Ahankaar Ho, Tumko Marna Hoga; Main Aatma Hoon, Amar Hoon!

3) Zindagi Pighalkar Prakash Ban Gayi….. Aur Sacchaai Mera Roop Hai ! Tan Rahe Na Rahe , Mai Rahoonga!

4) Aur aaj, is baat ka bhi yakeen ho gaya, ki humari filmon ki tarah humari zindagi mein bhi end mein sab theek ho jaata hai. Happys Endings. Aur agar, aur agar theek na ho to woh the end nahin hai dosto, picture abhi baaki hai.

5) Itni shidaat se main tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai, hi har zaare ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai

6) Abhishek on Suhagrat: teri ankho mein doop jau. Teri zulfo mei kho jaau tere jhumke pe jhool jaau. Aish: neeche b utrega ki salman ko bulau.

7) Subh ki pahli pahli kiran pyara sa pyam le kar aayi hai. Utho nahalo pata nahi raat me sapno me. .... Malika ya Bipasha aayi ho

8) Salman: aaj mere bap k pas 14 car hai, 18 bikes hai, 4 banglow hai. 3 farm house hai tumare pas kya he? Amitabh: mere bete k pas tera maal hai!

9) Teacher-aap apne bachche ko koun banega carorpati mat dekhne diya karo....! Father-Kyun Teacher-baap ka naam puchne par bolta hai 4 option dijiye

10) What did Big B tell his son today morning after Suhagraat. Beta abhi SHAKE karne k din gaye. AISH karne k din aaye. Khush raho puttar.

11) Aadmi bade mood mein waiter se: waiter, ek sexy si chai lao. Waiter: dekhye humare yahan bhains ka doodh aata hai koi Dipasha Basu ka nahi.... Samjhe!

12) Munna bhai:yaar circuit yeh barish girne k baad bijli Q girti hai. Circuit: bole to simple bhi, god tourch mar k dekhta hai kahin sukha to nahi.

13) Himesh ka kutta ghar se bhag gya. Dusre kutto ne use pucha yar tune wo ghar kyu choda usne kaha yar rat ko gane ki practis wo krta tha. Subhah log mujhe marte the.

14) doctors film banayege to tital ho ga.... 1. Kabhi khansi kabhi zukaam. 2.Kaho na Bukhaar hai. 3.T.B no.1 4.Kal mareez ho na ho. 5.Ambulance no. 7211

15) Director tn malika suharaat ka scene hai tumhe hero kn glass me dudh pilana hai. Malika said. Agar glass me pilana hi hai to vidya balan ko bula lite.

16) Height of confidence. Malilika sheravat gives hand kerchief to a tailor and asks to stitch three dresses. Tailor replies what to do with remaining cloth!

17) Aap k liye film mein baat ki hai. Chota sa role hai. Vilon aap ko khandar me nachate hai. Film ka naam hai.... Khandar mein bandar ka Naach

18) Circuit: Bhai ye digestive system bole to? Munna Bhai: Bole to simple yar, woh system jo sidhe haath se start hokar ulte haat par khatam hota hai!

19) Shadi k pahle- hero no.1 Shadi k baad- Coli no.1 Pahle- maine pyar kiya. Baad mein-yeh maine kya kiya. Pahle-milne kab aogi. Baad mein-maike kab jaogi!

20) Wht wil b ukhana by Ash during her shadi guesss? "Shagmachya milhaila chanicga cover Abhishekrao che nav ghete me salman khan chi lover"

21) Naam: subu, Baap ka naam: Gangster, Bhai ka naam: Munnabhai, Add: 36 chaina town, thikhana: Chandni bar, Guru: Blufmaster , Dushman: Sarkar Murdar:ab tak 56 Sms bhej warna 57

22) Jis gali se aap gujarte ho us gali se khusbu aati hai. Utho nahalo dost lagta hai sapno me aap ke roz mallika aati hai.

23) Na pyar na yar. Na mohabbat. Na dosti yaro. Aaj ke ye devdas ki bat mano. Na chandramukhi na paro. Bas har ladki pe line maro.

24) E ganpat chal msg bhej. E ganpat chal msg la. Thode sher km joke zyada bheja. E mis cal vis cal de na yar. E ganpat chal msg la.

25) Bhige pankh mere. Pyasa dank mera. Lage amrit sa mujhe khoon tera. Kabhi mere saath koi raat guzar. Tujhe subha tak main suja dtnga yaar...

26) Na pyar na mohabbat na dosti yaro. Aaj k ye devdas ki bat mano. Na chandramukhi na paro. Bas har ladki per line maro

27) Gabbar wala darr ab purana ho gaya... Ajkal dur gaon me raat ko jab maa-baap sote nahi... To bacha kehta hai_so ja bapu... Nahi to ek aur ho jayega....!

28) Mere phone k intezar to 11 mulkon ke doston ko he. Lekin ek baat samjho k mera phone ana mushkil hi ni namumkin hai. Sorry kyon ki mere sirf msg free hai

29) India ki shan Shahrukh khan. India ki aan Salman Khan. India ki jaan Aamir Khan. India ka maan Farden Khan. Indian smman all of KHAN

30) Kabhi khushi kabhi gham. Mera sms na hoga kam. Kabhi alvida na kehna. Sms karte rehna. Dhoom mera sms padh k jhoom. Phir hera pheri. Ab karne ki teri bari.