Bollywood Jokes Sms

1) Mallika Says To Imran Hashmi hahe Dunia Jitni Bhi Kare Hamare Pyar Ki Birodh Hamare Pyar Ki Raksha Karegi Super Deluxe Nirodh

2) men at a cinema: 1st see House full at the ticket counter & said:Maa di fudi band hogi? 2nd shouted: Oye Aaja Aaja !Bhen di fudi black chmildi payi ha?

3) Are O SAMBHA Mere Kitne SMS mile Srdar Bahut se or tumne Kitne Bheje 1Bhi nhi Dhikkar hai Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Le ab ek aur kha..

4) A scientist cannot b a president,butkalam did it. A conductor cannot b a superstar,butRajni did it. A monkey cannot operate mobile, but u

5) MunnaBhai:Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Circuit:Common sense Bhai!Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hain na

6) Nam:Don Bhai:Munnabhai Pata:36ChinaTown Thikana:ChandniBar Guru:Blufmaster Dushman:Sarkar Khun:Ab tak 56 SMS BHEJ WARNA 57 ho jaiega

7) If Mallika will play the role of draupadi,then Duryodhan will say"Dusashan,pehna do hamari bhabhi ko saree,hum bhi toh dekhe yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai

8) What will you say if you see a naked girl walking at Lokhandwala Complex? CHOOT OUT AT LOKHANDWALA.

9) Gabbar-hag basanti hag. Viru-nahi basant nahi,In kutto k samne mat hagna,Inke pass pani nahi hai,Ye tujhse hagwayenge aur mujhse teri GAND chatwayenge

10) Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai? jab sidhu laughter challenge main hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai bas kar mere BAAP!!!

11) Harbhajan n Mallika wer havin sex Harbhajan kept his Pen is on her thighs. Mallika: Arre!wat r u doin? Bhajji:Darr mat mein yahan se spin karunga

12) An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home

13) Ek Ladki Raat Mein Akeli Aur Do Ladke Uske Saath, Kya Hua Hoga

14) Osama to Big B: How are you?? Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you? Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum

15) gabbar-hag basanti hag. Viru-nahi basant nahi,In kutto k samne mat hagna,Inke pass pani nahi hai,Ye tujhse hagwayenge aur mujhse teri GAND chatwayenge.

16) Advise Rani Mukharji to use whisper choice. She said mein woh b use kar chuki hoon phir bhi.... Laga chundri mein daag!

17) Dard jitna saha jaye utna sehna. Jo baat dil ko lag jaye kabhi na hehna. Milte hai dunya mein hum jayese kam. Isliye kabhi Kabhi aalvida na kehna

18) Kabhi khushi kabhi gham. Mera sms na hoga kam. Kabhi alvida na kehna. Sms karte rehna. Dhoom mera sms padh k jhoom. Phir hera pheri. Ab karne ki teri bari.

19) India ki shan Shahrukh khan. India ki aan Salman Khan. India ki jaan Aamir Khan. India ka maan Farden Khan. Indian smman all of KHAN

20) Mere phone k intezar to 11 mulkon ke doston ko he. Lekin ek baat samjho k mera phone ana mushkil hi ni namumkin hai. Sorry kyon ki mere sirf msg free hai

21) Gabbar wala darr ab purana ho gaya... Ajkal dur gaon me raat ko jab maa-baap sote nahi... To bacha kehta hai_so ja bapu... Nahi to ek aur ho jayega....!

22) Na pyar na mohabbat na dosti yaro. Aaj k ye devdas ki bat mano. Na chandramukhi na paro. Bas har ladki per line maro

23) Bhige pankh mere. Pyasa dank mera. Lage amrit sa mujhe khoon tera. Kabhi mere saath koi raat guzar. Tujhe subha tak main suja dtnga yaar...

24) E ganpat chal msg bhej. E ganpat chal msg la. Thode sher km joke zyada bheja. E mis cal vis cal de na yar. E ganpat chal msg la.

25) Na pyar na yar. Na mohabbat. Na dosti yaro. Aaj ke ye devdas ki bat mano. Na chandramukhi na paro. Bas har ladki pe line maro.

26) Jis gali se aap gujarte ho us gali se khusbu aati hai. Utho nahalo dost lagta hai sapno me aap ke roz mallika aati hai.

27) Naam: subu, Baap ka naam: Gangster, Bhai ka naam: Munnabhai, Add: 36 chaina town, thikhana: Chandni bar, Guru: Blufmaster , Dushman: Sarkar Murdar:ab tak 56 Sms bhej warna 57

28) Wht wil b ukhana by Ash during her shadi guesss? "Shagmachya milhaila chanicga cover Abhishekrao che nav ghete me salman khan chi lover"

29) Shadi k pahle- hero no.1 Shadi k baad- Coli no.1 Pahle- maine pyar kiya. Baad mein-yeh maine kya kiya. Pahle-milne kab aogi. Baad mein-maike kab jaogi!

30) Circuit: Bhai ye digestive system bole to? Munna Bhai: Bole to simple yar, woh system jo sidhe haath se start hokar ulte haat par khatam hota hai!