Bollywood Jokes Sms
1) Mallika Says To Imran Hashmi hahe Dunia Jitni Bhi Kare Hamare Pyar Ki Birodh Hamare Pyar Ki Raksha Karegi Super Deluxe Nirodh
Length: 125 - 14th Jun 16 at 4:56pm
2) men at a cinema: 1st see House full at the ticket counter & said:Maa di fudi band hogi? 2nd shouted: Oye Aaja Aaja !Bhen di fudi black chmildi payi ha?
Length: 155 - 14th Jun 16 at 4:56pm
3) Are O SAMBHA Mere Kitne SMS mile Srdar Bahut se or tumne Kitne Bheje 1Bhi nhi Dhikkar hai Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Le ab ek aur kha..
Length: 131 - 14th Jun 16 at 4:56pm
4) A scientist cannot b a president,butkalam did it. A conductor cannot b a superstar,butRajni did it. A monkey cannot operate mobile, but u
Length: 137 - 14th Jun 16 at 4:55pm
5) MunnaBhai:Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Circuit:Common sense Bhai!Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hain na
Length: 122 - 14th Jun 16 at 4:54pm
6) Nam:Don Bhai:Munnabhai Pata:36ChinaTown Thikana:ChandniBar Guru:Blufmaster Dushman:Sarkar Khun:Ab tak 56 SMS BHEJ WARNA 57 ho jaiega
Length: 132 - 14th Jun 16 at 4:54pm
7) If Mallika will play the role of draupadi,then Duryodhan will say"Dusashan,pehna do hamari bhabhi ko saree,hum bhi toh dekhe yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai
Length: 162 - 14th Jun 16 at 4:53pm
8) What will you say if you see a naked girl walking at Lokhandwala Complex? CHOOT OUT AT LOKHANDWALA.
Length: 99 - 14th Jun 16 at 4:53pm
9) Gabbar-hag basanti hag. Viru-nahi basant nahi,In kutto k samne mat hagna,Inke pass pani nahi hai,Ye tujhse hagwayenge aur mujhse teri GAND chatwayenge
Length: 150 - 14th Jun 16 at 4:53pm
10) Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai? jab sidhu laughter challenge main hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai bas kar mere BAAP!!!
Length: 132 - 14th Jun 16 at 4:53pm
11) Harbhajan n Mallika wer havin sex Harbhajan kept his Pen is on her thighs. Mallika: Arre!wat r u doin? Bhajji:Darr mat mein yahan se spin karunga
Length: 145 - 14th Jun 16 at 4:53pm
12) An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home
Length: 128 - 14th Jun 16 at 4:53pm
13) Ek Ladki Raat Mein Akeli Aur Do Ladke Uske Saath, Kya Hua Hoga
Length: 62 - 14th Jun 16 at 4:52pm
14) Osama to Big B: How are you?? Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you? Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum
Length: 106 - 14th Jun 16 at 4:52pm
15) gabbar-hag basanti hag. Viru-nahi basant nahi,In kutto k samne mat hagna,Inke pass pani nahi hai,Ye tujhse hagwayenge aur mujhse teri GAND chatwayenge.
Length: 151 - 14th Jun 16 at 4:52pm