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1) Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him:What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

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2) Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him:What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

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Length: 132 - June 13, 2016
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3) Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

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4) Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi.

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5) Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

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6) "Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha"

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7) How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANT Come late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.

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Length: 94 - June 13, 2016
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8) Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: "Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge" Ladka: "Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??

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9) indian- i have 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u? American-i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom

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10) Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise? Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!

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11) Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..! Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.

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12) Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..?Aftr d match he asked Bhajji 'Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT KYU KHATE HAIN?'Bhajji slapped & said 'DUBARA MAT POOCHHNA'

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13) Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain?SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal &dfamous "Miss Kaal"

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Length: 141 - June 13, 2016
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14) Teacher student se:Tere pitaji ki karde ne Student:Ji woh PWD chalaunde ne! Teacher:Tera matlab Public Works Department? Student:Na ji na,PWD matlab Pakodeyaan waali dukaan

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15) 3pupil were going on motorcycle,policeman give hand to stop.Santa shouted-oye pagal pahle hi 3 baithay tu kaha baithe ga

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Length: 120 - June 13, 2016
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