Hindi Santa Banta Sms
1) SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them?SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..
Length: 132 - June 14, 2016
2) SANTA sukhe khet mein boat chala raha tha BANTA-aise SARDARO ne hi SARDARO ka naam kharab kiya hai,agar mujhe swimming aati to jakar use bahut marta
Length: 148 - June 14, 2016
3) Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister.
Length: 118 - June 14, 2016
4) SANTA enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly
Length: 165 - June 14, 2016
5) Fakir to SANTA ke Padosi ne Pet bhar Ke khana khilaya he, Aap bhi Kuch khilao.SANTA Ye Lo HAJMOLA…
Length: 100 - June 14, 2016
6) Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya? Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao. Frnd-Phir? Santa- Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta
Length: 155 - June 14, 2016
7) SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them?SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!
Length: 133 - June 14, 2016
8) Santa : People consider me as "God"Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the park today,everybody said, Oh God! Uve come again.
Length: 148 - June 14, 2016
9) santa ki beti "LAADO" Bacpan se japan me thi Wo india aai per airport se return ho gayi Q ki waha bord lagha tha "NA AANA IS DESH MERI LADO"
Length: 160 - June 14, 2016
10) Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai... Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi... Shopkeeper :-jab tu paise maangega tab
Length: 204 - June 14, 2016
11) once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match
Length: 93 - June 14, 2016
12) Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
Length: 142 - June 14, 2016
13) Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Length: 137 - June 14, 2016
14) Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Length: 140 - June 14, 2016
15) Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Length: 131 - June 14, 2016
16) Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
Length: 128 - June 14, 2016
17) Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A."Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta??
Length: 126 - June 14, 2016
18) Santa (on phone): Maa khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
Length: 171 - June 14, 2016
19) Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Length: 122 - June 14, 2016