Bangla Insult Sms, Bangla Boka Bananor Sms, Bangla Pochano Sms

1) Osovvo,sutoluk,Etor, Harami,Bekkol, Fazil , Chapabaz, Soytan ,Mittuk...Allah tumake ai sob luker hat theke rokka korun.Amin ...

2) *Alu,potol, torkary-meyader mon sorkari. *Aam,jam,kathal Kichu meara bachal. <1mot hole like deo>

3) tumi amar sokal belar dustu kalo kaak,tumi amar ondhokarer khaakshiyaler daak, tumi amar dur gagoner urte thaka chil, rate dekha pechar sathe tomar onek mil.....

4) SOB SOMAY MONE RAKHBE....CREAM BISCUIT E CREAM THAKE,KINTU TIGER BISCUIT E TIGER THAKE NA.

5) Amar bashay tumar Dawat. Tumar jonno ja ranna kora hobe ta holo :- 1: Tela pokar chor-chori. 2: Tiktikir jhul. 3: Edur er kabab 4: Mosa bhaji 5: Machi fry 6: Chika sup 7: Biraler mangso bhuna 8: Benger rost 9: Pocha alour vorta 10: Makorsha sutki. Aro onek kichu. Asbe kintu,na asle postabe.

6) 2mi amar jan 2mi amar pran 2mi amar jibon 2mi amar pritibir sob kicu.. 2make chara ami baccbo na agulo amr nana nani ke bolto.

7) Ka Ki Ku Ku Ki Ka Ki Ka ku Ka Ki Ki Ku Ka Ki Ku...... Congrtultion!! U hv nicely learnt monkeyS language.collect ur crtificte frm ZOO...

8) AMI EXAM VALOBASI,IF U AGREE ...TAHOLE NICHER BLANK E TOMAR NAM LIKHO R SOBAI K PATHO- ___,CHANAKYA,BIRBAL, KALIDAS,VIDYA SAGAR.

9) Sara rat gum nai shudu tumar kotha chinta kore. Tumi kokon ashbe ar tumar shathe dheka korbo. Tumak dekar jonno mon sotfot kortese. Kokon tumi asia amar mobile churi kore nia jaiba..

10) Ei sms porle tume amar bow..delete korle girl frined..edit korle pemika save korle piotoma..forwa korle salika akhn tomi ki korbe?__ai nambare janao

11) Nare...Barite ekhono bolini..age ami bujtam na..ami or bepare eto vabi..eto care kori oke..aste aste kirom nijer ajante oke eto valobese fellam..sob theke beshi surprise hoi ei dekhe j sobai ki boka...koto mon die ei msg ta porche jeno amar kono secrt msg vul kore send hoe geche PAGLA MENTOS KHA...! gdmrng

12) 2mi amar jan 2mi amar pran 2mi amar jibon 2mi amar pritibir sob kicu.. 2make chara ami baccbo na agulo amr nana nani k bolto.

13) "Alu- 1.kg matro 25.tk "dalli- 1.kg matro 120.tk "oil- 1.kg matro 135.tk "morich- 1.kg matro 200.tk "mach er ja dam! But 1ta miss call only 00.00.tk tobuo 1 ta miss paina "Desh ta ki kiptai bore gase naki.."

14) Ei SMS ta detect korte paare : Tumi Purush/Male ki naa Answer -er Janya neeche dekho . . . . . . . Bewakoof ekhane noy, Nijer neeche dekho !

15) Ai sms porte ache jar mon, ke boley "VERA" take, "GADHA" Sei jon.

16) Akdin tome amak nispolok vabe dakhbe, tomar do hat amar dikay barabe ,tokhon ami bolbo................................. sorry maf Koren vangti nai. ha...ha...

17) Allu Bagun Torkari Meye Der Mon Sorkari.Piass Rosun Ada Meye Ra Sobai Gada,Hari Patil Kolos Meyera Sob Olos,Lal Nil Kalo Chele Ra Sobai Valo..

18) Laily Mojnuke Vulte pare! shirin forhadke Vulte pare! kintu ami 2make vulte parbona. karon 2mi amar JUTA churi korecho...!!

19) Tumi 1ta goru, na. .na. .tumi 1ta chagol, na. .na. .tumi 1ta murgi. kenay amake daowat kore khawate paro.

20) Ami Tumay Valobashi" Tumi Amay ValoBaso Na, Ami Tumar Kace Asi" Tumi Amar Kace Aso Na, Ami Tumay Onek Lati Mari ____________But__________ Tumi Amay Maro Na!

21) Yes !! Yes !! Yes !! Peyechi ! Off ! Peyechi ! ki Moza! Hurrah! Ki Anondo ! Peyechi. Eto din Por Paychi. Ei Sms Porar Jonno Ekta Gadha Peyechi.

22) 1.2 .tin;elo sms korar din.4.5.choy;sms korte kiser voy? 7.8.noy;kharap sms noy.10.11.baro kiptami chere sms koro.

23) Ekti nikoj shongbad..! Pabnamental hospital theke ekti pagol hariye gese.ethomodhe Jana gese pagol ti ekhon amar sms portece.

24) Ei SMS Ta Je meye porbe she amar"PREMIKA"Na porle"NANI"Delete korle"SHALI"Na dekhle"DADI"Hashle"BEYAIN"Ragkorle "BOU"

25) Son: Abbu Abbu,ami Ghada dekhbo. Father:Na baba,ekhon na. Son: Keno,ekhon ki hoyeche? Father:Karon ekhon Ghada SMS porche.

26) Tumi keno bar bar amake chere chole jao? Tumi na thakle kichu valo lage na. Raate ghum hoy na. Khete pari na. Kono kaj hoy na... "CURRENT" plz tumi jeo na.

27) Rate Jokhon Bisanay Soi, Tokhon TomakeKhov Miss Kori.. Vabi Tumi Thakle Hoyto ValoHoto.. Karon Ageto Tumi Amar "PA Tipe Dite."

28) Ekta Kukur 4ta Bachcha Dilo, Bachcha Gulo MAA K Jigyasa Korlo- MAA.. Baba Kothay? R MAA Bollo, Chup Kor HOTOCHARA Awaj Koris Na, Toder BABA Ekhon SMS Porche.

29) Prem Korte Parcen Na No Problem Asun A Dike Jago Banggali Jago Bondhur Grilfriend Niye Vago.Bondhu Jeno Na Pay Tar-A dike Rekho Kheal.Jodi Khaw Dhora Vhule Jeo A Jokes Er Kotha.

30) Borsar agomone bristy jorche apon mone.Vijce poth,vijce ghat,Aro vijce fosoler math.Jokhn jaw 2mi paye hete,Ish Tokhon Jodi 2mi 1ta Achar Khete..!