Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 3)

61) Baba: Bujhli Khoka, 1 Jaigai Bar Bar Gele Dam Kome Jay.Khoka: Se Jonnei To Ami Protidin School E Jay Na, 2mi To Seta Bujho Na...

62) Khokababu Remix : Buddho babu jay, lal juto pay.Momota di bare bare uki mere chay, Biman gelo chomke, Pronob gelo thomke, party gelo bomke, Ae o naki hoi?

63) Meye-Sar Ato Din Hoye Galo Apni Amak Porachen Apni Ki Amr Chokher Dike Takiye Ak Baro Ki Bujte Paren Na Amr A 2 ChokhE Ki Lekha Ache.Sar-5 Bochor Hoye Galo Akhono Thik Moto Tor Hater Lekha Ei Bujte Parlam Na-R Tor Chokh?

64) Sir Bolto Jibon Hisra Kake Bolle.Jibon-Sar Je Chele Meyeder Mame Diye Mysmsbd.com E ID Khule Take Hisra Bolle Sar.Jibon Kotha Ta Ki Thik.Jibon- Sar Jodi Like Hoy 20 Ta Tahole Thik Sar Good

65) Rat 12 Tay girlfriend Tar Boy Friend Ke Phon Kore Bollo,Amr Barite Akhon Kew Nai,Boyfriend Khuse Te Lafaite Lafaite Grilfriend Ar Barite Giye Dekhlo,Asolei Barite Kew Nei Dorjay Tala Mara.

66) ak nobo bibahito couple gese doctorer chembare: akhon wife boltase doctor sab amar husband ke aktu cheak kore.....o na khub durbol.akhon doctor husband ke cheak korar por boltase.....hmmm bujhlam......o asoley durbol....oke bari niye besi besi sobji are dudh khaowaben.akhon wife bole........ami to oke dudh khetey bole kintu o toh sudhu tipe.

67) Sir-Boloto A Prithibite Sob Chye Chalak Prani Konti? Studant-Goru Sar,Sar-Ki vhabe?Studant-Sar Kothay Ache Na Oti Chalaker Golay Dori,Tai Gorur Golay Dori Thake Sar Thahole Chalak K Holo Sar.

68) Dhakay paki kulo aki, Dhako ke sundor "SHOKAL" Vur holo dur kulo gum thakay utto re, Bodna ta hatay neaya bathroome cutore... Good morning. Good bye.

69) Rastay 2i Bondhur Dheka-Kire Tui Tansone Mone Hoce Mon Kharap Kn Tor.R Bolis Na Ak Jon Ke Palastik Sarjari Korar Jonne 2Lak Taka Dhar Dicilam.Akhon Betar Chehara Ei Cinte Pari Na.

70) GIRL>Ah aste lagse to. BOY>r ektukani. GIRL>r parchi na.BOY>akoni duke jabe.GIRL>Uff ki tight.BOY>bhoy nei duke jabe.GIRL>Amar to kosto hosse.BOY>kosto howk duke gele valo lagbe.GIRL>plz ami r parchina.BOY>dur 2mar churi 2mi poro

71) Ratanbabu: kal rate amar barite churi hoye geche... O.c.: what? R.b.:cutting the baser bera dhuking d chor, takeing d malpatra out of d door. O.c.: what is baser bera? R.b.: some bambo khara khara some bambo aare aare, tar majhe te perek gatha . Otai holo baser bera.

72) Wife-Amr birth de Gift Koi,Husbend-Rastay Dike Takiye Dakho Akta Lal Kalarer Gari,Dakte Pacho? Wife-WoW 2mi Ki Valo,Husbend-Sem Kalar Nelpalish Anci 2mr Jone Gift.

73) Jibon er dam bare ek matro mrittyur pore... Ki Biswas hochhe na??? Janto Murgi Rs.80/- . Chicken tandoori Rs.180/-

74) Sob dos narigo kobe jani soni ora abar bole othe ek poroser jodi dui stri thakte pare tobe amader keno dui sami thakbe na

75) 1 Kobutor Nichu Hoye Urcilo,Hotat 1 Garir Sathe Dhakha Khalo,1Lok Kobutor Ti Ke Niye Giye Raklo Khachar Vitor,Jokhon Kobutorer Gan Firlo Tokhon Hay Allaha Ami Jaler Vitor,GariOla Ki Mara Gache Naki.

76) over Boy: darling amar kaane te kichu halka,Kichu narom,kichu misti bolo! Premika:ROSOGOLLA

77) Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan, Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan, Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo, Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo, Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki? Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!

78) Class e satro der ke sir jiggesh korchen kar jonmo ki bare- Sir; ruby tumar jonmo ki bare? Ruby; robi bare ! Sir; mofiz tumar? Mofiz; mongol bare sir ! Sir; reza tumar ki bare? Reza; sir amar jonmo sukro bare ! Mofiz; na sir o mitthe bolche, sukro bare shob kichu bondho thake, or jonmo holo ki vabe!

79) Husband: Ki Shob Khabar Ranna Korecho Goborer Moto Shad? Wife:Hay Amr Pora Kopal 2mi Abar Goboro Kheyecho?

80) Husbn-wife romance Korcilo,Hotat Dorjay Ke Jeno Nok Korlo.wife Palaw Palaw Mone Hoy Amr Husbn- Asce.Husbn-O Palate Suru Korlo,Husbn- Dorjar Bahir Theke Fere Aslo,Husbn-Acha 2mr Husbn-To Ami Tahole Voy Dekhale Kno.Wife-2mr Ki GotoNa 2mi Husan-Der Kotha Sune Palate Suru Korle Kn.

81) Boy:ki koro jan. Girl:ghumiye achi. Boy:swopno pathaw. Girl:ja dusto swopno pathabo ki kore. Boy:tahole ami pathaie. Girl:ki koro R ki pathabe. Boy:hagu kori guuuu pathabo. Girl:owak thuuuu c c c?

82) Baba-To 2mi Amr Meye Ke Biye Korte Chaw,Boy fn- Ji,Baba-2mi Ki Koro?Bf-Goto Kal Jal Theke Ber Holam,Baba-Rage Tor Ato Boro Sahos Jal Khate Amr Meye Ke Biye Korte Chas,Age Ki Korti?Bf-1lok Ke Mare Falecilam,Baba-Kn?Bf Tar Maye Ke Amr Sathe Biye Day Ni Bole.Baba-Norom Golay Baba Bolo Biyer Tarikh Kobe

83) Girl:Ai jama tar dam koto? Seller:Matro 5ta kiss. Girl:R oi jamatar daam? Seler:Matro 10ta kiss. Girl:jama 2ta pack koro.Bil amar kajer bua diya jabe!

84) Beshir vag manush raat e kore.. keu keu dine o kore.. tana 30 mins kore.. keu 1 ghonta kore.. keo shararaat kore evabei to manush.. mobile charge kore!!

85) Gabber : Are o sambha tara kara, jara sms ar jawab dai na? Sambha : Sardar tara holo oi log gulo jara missed call kore, balance check kore...

86) 1 bodhroluk arek joner shate kotha bolche- 1st jon; ai je vai, akhon ki dhaka theke kunu train ashbe? 2nd jon; na. 1st jon; tobe ki sylhet theke kunu train ashbe? 2nd jon; na, keno kuthay jaben? 1st jon; na na kuthaw jabo na. Rasta ta par hobo to tai.

87) Doctor Apni To onek Vagoban,Vago valo je apnar dan hat kate ne.Lok-Ha ha Budhi Thakle sob ei hoy.Doctor ki vhabe.Lok kaj korar somoy amr dan hat masine kate jate dhorcilo,Tokhon Ami Amr Dan hat berkore Bam hat dukiye Disi.

88) Korona only me, please korona, keu Dekhbena, Amn koro kano, Sudhu 1bar koro, khub moja lagbe, Sobaito kore please korona. -1ta SMS-

89) Meye:hello apni ki bibahito? Boy:Na. . . ! Meye:Haramjada ami tor bou basay asle dekhabo moja. *kisukhon pore* Meye:hello apniki bibahito. Boy:Haa. . . ! Meye:Soytan tui amar sathe beimani korle.

90) Ekta Onek Mota Lok Cycle Chalasse R Gan Gaiteche"Dekha Mey Peheli Bar Sajon Se Akho Mey Peyar" Ata Dekhe Ekta Chotto Boy Hasteche. Lokta Rege Giye Bollo Ki Hoyeche? Boy: Dekha Mey Peheli Bar Cycle Se Hati Mey Sowar..ha,ha,ha,ha..!!