Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 2)

31) tui ekta sim nibi naki? simer dam 10taka. 365 taka talk time, 1p/3sec, 500sms/ day for 6 months. sim nite hole tor 1copy matha nera photo lagbe.

32) Sar:Boltu Bolto 7 R 3 Koto Hoy,Boltu:Sar 7 R 3 Hoy 11.Badob 7 R 3 Hoy 10.Sar Apnader Mukher Kotha Thik Na.Sar Akdin Bolen 5 R 5 Hoy 10.R Akdin Bolen 6 R 4 Hoy 10.R Aj Bolen 7 R 3 Hoy 10.

33) Daktar; jemon khete bole silam shob khaccen to? Rugi; ceshta korsi, kintu shob khete parchi na ! Daktar; bolesi na, ak bosorer shishu ja khay tai khaben? Rugi; pere uthsi na to ! Daktar; ki ki khaccen? Rugi; mati, jutar fita, kagoj, ittadi...!!

34) Dog1:ami ai elakay notun.Tumi ki amake elakar kukurer sordar er sathe porichoy korie dibe? Dog2:chup! beadop kukur sordar akhon sms porcha?

35) Scl e porikkhai gono tokatuki chol6e.. Akjn studnt likhlo,,sahajahan dhusmy e vhangia porten na pichoner bencher ar akta studnt ta tukte gea likhlo,,,sahajahan dhusmy e jangia porten na::p

36) Meyeder mon, ekushe television. Jokhon tokhon paribartan. LOVE MIX

37) Je tumake pagoler moto valobase,take kokono cagoler moto obohela korona,hoyto akdin tume take gurur moto kuzbe,shedin she tumake banorer moto nacabe ,bujle?

38) Sir:Sotendro Nath Dottr 1t kobita bolo?Stu:Sotendro Nath Dotto.Matir Vtor gorto,gortr Vtor sap,ore bap re bap! Sir:what?

39) Akti chele mak gea bola "ma mehemanenglish ki?"Ma bollen "gadha".chele ti baba k gea bola"sopaset english ki?" baba bollo"govet"again chele ti ma askkorlo ma"pita -mata english ki?"ma bollo"stupid"..Akdim chele tr ma baba market gelo.a mon time a gora meheman alo. Chele ti bola"asan,gadhara,bosan goveta,stupid ra market gesan

40) Zib0n ta mobile phone,m0nta sim,friendship h0l0 mis call,l0ve h0l0 dial call,biye h0l0 reicive call,sh0ngshar h0l0netw0rk busy,what u say?

41) Nipa:ki re Rima,tui sobuj lipstik keno dili?Rima:ar bolis na tui to janis,amar husband akjon taxi driver,lal dekhly se theme jay!!

42) Meye:Ammu Amr number a K jeno I LoveU Msg patease.MA:Eisob msg RCV korte nei,Je pateacetar number I Love U 2 bole ferot patiyedaw.

43) wife-a2 sokale koy giyesile? hus-keno? office theke aslam. wife-hi Allah! rate tahole kar sate silam. _BoNdHu_

44) Son: ma apu ke rate dekhte pay? Mum: keno? Son: na ajke current gele apu kake jeno bolcelo 2me ajkeo shave koroni.

45) Amra phone e besi kotha boli na,kintu sms e boli,coz amra CENTER FRESH khai,r CENTER FRESH mukhe lagam lagai,hate noi.

46) 1.2 .tin;elo sms korar din.4.5.choy;sms korte kiser voy? 7.8.noy;kharap sms noy.10.11.baro kiptami chere sms koro by Israfel

47) Boy:I LOVE U. girl:Your Request Is Processed Successfully,,Pls Wait For My Hasband Divorce. boy:Sorry Sending Failed. Girl: Plz Try Again..!

48) "Mobile" abiskar korce "America".."SIM" abiskar korce"CHINA".."SMS"abiskar korce"Japan"..R, Misscall abiskar korce BangladesherMayera.

49) Goto Bosor Poshak Cilo Pakhi. Na Paye Mora Cilo Onek Akhi. Ebar Holo Kiron Mala Ma Jani Kon Meyera Kon Purusher Golay Porabe Moron Mala.

50) Student:-Madam a Line Ta Porte Parsina, Madam:-U Kiss Mee, Stud:- Ki....? Mad:-R.a. Gada U Kiss Mee, Stud:- Ummmah, Mad:-Get Out, Osobbo,

51) Boy : ami jodi tomake kiss kore chole jai to ? Girl : Tahole bhabbo je puro exam paper complete korte parto se Objective likhe paliye gelo ! ;-)

52) teacher:j khele take ki bole? student:kheloar. teacher:good.aebar boloto ,j jane take ki bole? student er jhotpot jobab,janoar sir!!

53) ami akash hoye 2k dekhte chai , batas hoye porso korte chai , poth hoye poth dekhate chai,sei prother pase BEL gach hoye BEL fele tor matha fatate chai....dum fotas.

54) Ek parti te ek chele ek maye k jigges korlo,Apa prosrab korar jaygata ektu dekhie diben? Maye ta bollo, age tumar ta dekhau tarpor amar ta dekhaite boilo...

55) wife : akta khota bolbo marba nato? hus: kija bolo na tome? wife: ame pragrant hus: ata to kusir khobor wife:biar aga akbar baba ka bolaselam babto marselo tae

56) Odvut kichu aabeg.. Ojana kichu onuvuti.. Oshomvob kichu valo laga.. Hoytoba koster voy.. Akakitter nirobota.. Ai niye amader TOILET-E boshe thaka..

57) Fokir: sir 10 ta taka den. Sir: ki korba? Fokir: coffee khabo. Sir: 1 ta coffee ....to 5 taka. Fokir: Girl friend o khabe. Sir: fokir hoye girl friend banaiso? Fokir: Girl friend e to fokir banayse, Sir !!! :

58) Shesh Hoyeche Borshar Din...Shamne Ashiteche Shit-er Din...Kapte Hobe Tin Tina Tin...Age Theke Prostuti Nin...Shiter Jama Kapor Kine Nin.....

59) Medom: A for? Student: Apple. Meddom: R O Jore! Student: Heiyo.

60) 4ta Pipra 1 Bone Hatcilo,Samne 1 Hati Astese,Tadekhe 1Pipra Bollo Amader Uchit Oke Mere Fela.2 Pipra Ra Na Chol Amra Hatir Paa Venge Dai.3 Pipra Na Tar Chye Valo Amra Amader Poth Theke Soriye Dai.4 Pipra Ra Na BadDa Amra 4jon O aka,Sudhu Sudhu 1 Osohay Ke Distap Korar Ki Dorkar.