Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 19)

271) >Manush akta ajob jontro. >ken re? >aa re dekh na , dine 24 hour manusher brain kaj kore , bosore 365 din kaj kore. Jonmo theke kaj kore .kintu exam hole dukar pore ar kaj kore na.

272) Baba:jodi Exam fel koris,tui amake R Baba dakbina.result ber howar por... Baba:kire,2r Exam ar rslt kemon halo? Chele:I am sorry Rafik.

273) Boy:Apu apni ki single?Girl:Na sathe sandel ace.Boy:Apnar sandel ta nice. Girl:khulbo naki.Boy:Apnar dress ta aro nice. Khulben naki?

274) Man: Apni kadchen keno? Mohila: Goto rate amar sob goyna Churi hoye Geche... Man: jak Ejjot ta to ache. Mohila: eta Beche to Goyna kine Chilam.

275) Sir:boloto. Biddut comkale age dkhi, bt sobdo pore suni kn ? Stu : ata to eassy. Cz cokh amadr kaner 4 angul samne ase. Tai

276) 2ta bondu rasta dea hatha hatha golpokora.1st bondu:amr satha tor vabir jakhon jogra hoy,thakqon start ami o kora ami sesh kori.2nd bondu:ta ki bolasesh koro? 1st bondu:boli abarer mato vul hoyasa map kora dhaw.

277) Abul bhai -ke ekta kukur tara koreche, friendly kukur . ;-) Jakir bhai tao khub chintay pore geche. Keno ?.....Bhabche ami to AIRTEL -er SIM lagalam, tabe Banglalink -er network keno asche ?!

278) teacher: aj prothom bar tumi class e kotha bolchho age to bolte na, ki hoyechhe tomar? student: sms pack ses hoye gechhe sir.

279) Hate hat rekhe bondhutto hoy,Cokhe cokh rekhe suvo dristy hoy,Thote thot rekhe........?Are na na osob kichu na....mukh bondho hoy.

280) Bolen Toh Tv er Remote R Jharur Moddhe Mil Kothay. 2tai Ghorer Bou Hate Nile Sohoje Rakhte Chay Na..

281) F1: Ami jodi tor wifer sathe ek rat Thaki..tor kono apotti ache? F2: thakis amar kono apotti nai.. Biye to ami tor bon ke korbo bujii ?

282) ramu: ami goto rate dekhlam toilet me bagh bose ache. kalu: tarpor? ramu: tarpor r ki bag ta ke bollam tumi koro, amar pant-e hoye gechhe.

283) Colleger Class room-e hotath 1shundori meye dhuklo!celera2 dewana,but tar 1ta kotha shune sobai Oggan."vaiara shoren2, roomta jaru dia loi"

284) Ogo amar prio toma.tomay janai ak botol vhalobasa.tomay na pele riksar tole jan dimu.kola gase fas die atto hotta korbo.ar na hoy 1glas panite dub die jibon dimu.

285) Son: Ball kinar jonno taka na dile , chad theke lafiye morbo. Ma: khobor dar samne diye laf dich na , oi dikhe tor baba ache , dekhle mere felbe.

286) Chele:tomar nam ki???? Meye: pore blbo na mukhe blbo chele:mane!!!! Meye:amr nam nupur,,tomar nam ki??? Chele:hate dea blbo?na mukhe dea?? Meye:mane(ghabre gea)!! Chele:amr nam prosad....

287) jodi tumi amai vebo, r ami tomai, tahole bhujhe neoya jai je amader kono kaz nei, amra bekar.

288) 1st person: Amar Ek bondhu, shob shomoy e bole taka nai, nai. Eto taka diye ki kore ke jane! 2nd person: Shey bujhi apnar kach theke taka dhar chai? 1st person: Na, na, o noye. Ami taka dhar chai, tai bole, nai nai..

289) Hello boy tomar jonno akta kana girl dakhechi, Name:Harpick Address:Toilet Father:Water Mother:Bodna Sister:Tissu Brother:Saban Tomiki razi,contact with kazi.

290) Ronon bolse doctor k.Ronon doctor apnar nurse to khub oviggo! Apni asar agei tar hater choway amr dater betha valo hoye gelo. Dr: Jani,baire theke thappor er awaj ami shunechi.

291) Teacher: k 2mar prio writer ?Student: Apnar meye .Tea: keno? Stu: Because, Proti sopathe se amake ekta soondor valobashar chithi dei.

292) Teacher: Translate karo "Makhan Lal Sarkar Ishwar Chandra Vidya Sagar -er Mama Chilen" Student: Butter Red Govt. was the double mother of God Moon Education Sea !