Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 9)

241) Sob dos narigo kobe jani soni ora abar bole othe ek poroser jodi dui stri thakte pare tobe amader keno dui sami thakbe na

242) Baba: Bujhli Khoka, 1 Jaigai Bar Bar Gele Dam Kome Jay.Khoka: Se Jonnei To Ami Protidin School E Jay Na, 2mi To Seta Bujho Na...

243) Husbn-wife romance Korcilo,Hotat Dorjay Ke Jeno Nok Korlo.wife Palaw Palaw Mone Hoy Amr Husbn- Asce.Husbn-O Palate Suru Korlo,Husbn- Dorjar Bahir Theke Fere Aslo,Husbn-Acha 2mr Husbn-To Ami Tahole Voy Dekhale Kno.Wife-2mr Ki GotoNa 2mi Husan-Der Kotha Sune Palate Suru Korle Kn.

244) Rat 12 Tay girlfriend Tar Boy Friend Ke Phon Kore Bollo,Amr Barite Akhon Kew Nai,Boyfriend Khuse Te Lafaite Lafaite Grilfriend Ar Barite Giye Dekhlo,Asolei Barite Kew Nei Dorjay Tala Mara.

245) Meye:hello apni ki bibahito? Boy:Na. . . ! Meye:Haramjada ami tor bou basay asle dekhabo moja. *kisukhon pore* Meye:hello apniki bibahito. Boy:Haa. . . ! Meye:Soytan tui amar sathe beimani korle.

246) Sir-Boloto A Prithibite Sob Chye Chalak Prani Konti? Studant-Goru Sar,Sar-Ki vhabe?Studant-Sar Kothay Ache Na Oti Chalaker Golay Dori,Tai Gorur Golay Dori Thake Sar Thahole Chalak K Holo Sar.

247) Meye-Sar Ato Din Hoye Galo Apni Amak Porachen Apni Ki Amr Chokher Dike Takiye Ak Baro Ki Bujte Paren Na Amr A 2 ChokhE Ki Lekha Ache.Sar-5 Bochor Hoye Galo Akhono Thik Moto Tor Hater Lekha Ei Bujte Parlam Na-R Tor Chokh?

248) Sojib toylete Bose Mysmsbd Te Chat Korcilo,Hotat Tar Mobil Komote Pore Galo,Onek Khoj Korlo Na Paye Onek Kadce,Hotat Komot Theke 1ta Jin Ber Hoye Oke 1ta Mobil Dilo,Mobil Sonali Rong Dekhe Sobuj Bollo Ami Gorib Hote Pari Lovna Ami Sonner Mobil Chai Na Amr Puran Mobil Dan.Jin Rage Bollo Gada Valo Kor e dekh eta Tor Orginal Mobile..

249) Sar:Boltu Bolto 7 R 3 Koto Hoy,Boltu:Sar 7 R 3 Hoy 11.Badob 7 R 3 Hoy 10.Sar Apnader Mukher Kotha Thik Na.Sar Akdin Bolen 5 R 5 Hoy 10.R Akdin Bolen 6 R 4 Hoy 10.R Aj Bolen 7 R 3 Hoy 10.

250) Ak loker chele hobe. Er ashay ashay tar bouer 6ti meye hoyche. Aro akbar try kore. Ei bar ki hobe tar oppekay. akdin akta somoy chotto meye baba ke khobor dei baba amar aro akta bon hoiche... BaBa: hmm.. meyeto hobe ota to akta girls school gate.

251) Scl e porikkhai gono tokatuki chol6e.. Akjn studnt likhlo,,sahajahan dhusmy e vhangia porten na pichoner bencher ar akta studnt ta tukte gea likhlo,,,sahajahan dhusmy e jangia porten na::p

252) Ei SMS Ta Je meye porbe she amar"PREMIKA"Na porle"NANI"Delete korle"SHALI"Na dekhle"DADI"Hashle"BEYAIN"Rag korle "BOU"

253) ami akash hoye 2k dekhte chai , batas hoye porso korte chai , poth hoye poth dekhate chai,sei prother pase BEL gach hoye BEL fele tor matha fatate chai....dum fotas.

254) sms khub mojar jinis, 20jon ke pathao to 10jon porei na, 5jon delete kore dei, 4jon-er inbox full thake r 1 matro pagol-e ete pore.

255) tui ekta sim nibi naki? simer dam 10taka. 365 taka talk time, 1p/3sec, 500sms/ day for 6 months. sim nite hole tor 1copy matha nera photo lagbe.

256) jodi tumi prem koro tahole niche dekho.... dara tor maa k bolchhi.... kakimaa.

257) Boy : ami jodi tomake kiss kore chole jai to ? Girl : Tahole bhabbo je puro exam paper complete korte parto se Objective likhe paliye gelo ! ;-)

258) Sir:Sotendro Nath Dottr 1t kobita bolo?Stu:Sotendro Nath Dotto.Matir Vtor gorto,gortr Vtor sap,ore bap re bap! Sir:what?

259) Meyeder mon, ekushe television. Jokhon tokhon paribartan. LOVE MIX

260) Paychi ! Paychi ! Of ! Ki moza ! Paychi.Hurrah ! Ki anondo ! Peyechi.Etodin por Paychi.Aei SMS ti Porar jonno 1taPAGOL peyechi.HA! HA! HA!

261) "Mobile" abiskar korce "America".."SIM" abiskar korce"CHINA".."SMS"abiskar korce"Japan"..R, Misscall abiskar korce BangladesherMayera.

262) Ekbar cheye dekho chadeny deboEkbar cheye dekho surjotapery deboEkbar kede dekho shob jolmuchy deboEkbar hese dekho 32ta datfele debo.

263) Meye:Ammu Amr number a K jeno I LoveU Msg patease.MA:Eisob msg RCV korte nei,Je pateacetar number I Love U 2 bole ferot patiyedaw.

264) 1.2 .tin;elo sms korar din.4.5.choy;sms korte kiser voy? 7.8.noy;kharap sms noy.10.11.baro kiptami chere sms koro by Israfel

265) wife-a2 sokale koy giyesile? hus-keno? office theke aslam. wife-hi Allah! rate tahole kar sate silam. _BoNdHu_

266) Baba:jodi Exam fel koris,tui amake R Baba dakbina.result ber howar por... Baba:kire,2r Exam ar rslt kemon halo? Chele:I am sorry Rafik

267) Student:-Madam a Line Ta Porte Parsina, Madam:-U Kiss Mee, Stud:- Ki....? Mad:-R.a. Gada U Kiss Mee, Stud:- Ummmah, Mad:-Get Out, Osobbo,

268) Akti chele mak gea bola "ma mehemanenglish ki?"Ma bollen "gadha".chele ti baba k gea bola"sopaset english ki?" baba bollo"govet"again chele ti ma askkorlo ma"pita -mata english ki?"ma bollo"stupid"..Akdim chele tr ma baba market gelo.a mon time a gora meheman alo. Chele ti bola"asan,gadhara,bosan goveta,stupid ra market gesan

269) Nipa:ki re Rima,tui sobuj lipstik keno dili?Rima:ar bolis na tui to janis,amar husband akjon taxi driver,lal dekhly se theme jay!!

270) Porikkhar hole poltuke hat gutiye bose thakte dekhe sikkhok sohanubutir songe bollen-sikkhok: tumi ki kisu jante chao?poltu: jina sar,kebol bujte parchi na kon prosner uttor kon pokete.