Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 8)

211) Jodi Vul Kore Kiss Kore Thaki- Tobe Khoma Kore Dio Amay.. Tobu Bolbo Ami Bolbo Ami- Oi Thot Keno Dekhale Amay ???

212) 3ta Matal aka car e uthlo driver bujte parlo sob koyta Matal car start kore off kore bollo namun powse gecy.Prothom tay 10tk bokhsit dilo.Diteotay dhonnobad dilo.R Triteo tay akta thappor diye bollo eto speed e keo gari chalay....

213) Sir:akta dim shiddho korte 4 minite lage 5ta dim shiddho korte koie minite lagbe.Abul: 4×5=20 minite.Sir:amare tora Mairalaaaaaaa. . . .

214) Pesenjer:hello ai je sunun apni amar pokote hat dhukacchen keno.Butper:Sorry ami vebesilam eta amar poket.Pesenjer:akt thappor marlo.Butper:Thappor marlen keno.Pesenjer:Sorry ami vebe silam eta amar gall . . .

215) Stu1 :Janis Amader Sir Er Na Kichu Mone Thake Na. stu2 : Ki Kore Bujhli ? Stu1 : Sir Nijei Likhe Bolen Ramayan Ke Kikhechen ?

216) Sir:Akta gan gawoto? Student:Bristy pore tapur tupur bodna hate Abul gofur aka baka metho pothe lungee khulia haita jay area bukta faita jay. . .

217) Ami Jodi Mosa Hotam Tahole 2my Dine 100 Ta Kiss Kortam,Meye-Ta Hole Ami O Onek Khusi Hotam.Allu-Kano? Meye-Karon......2make Dine 100 Ta Thapor Marte Partam.

218) Meyer Biye Hoche Sa Khane Tar Purono Primik O Asace,Tadar Brakaper Somporker Kotha Ak Lok Jane Na.Lok Ta Bollo Apni Ke Bor?Na Ami To Sami Finale Bad Hoye Gache.Final Dakte Aseci. Lok: Shocked

219) Jibon-Sar 1ta Prosno Kori?Sar-Kor?Jibon- Cricket Mas ce 1Bole Lagbe24Ran,Sobai Niscit Mas Hare Gache,Dosokra Hotas,Kintu Na Bating Dol Masta Jitlo,Ki Vabe?Sar-Som VobNA?Jibon-Bat Korcilo Onnonto Jolil,So Jore Bat Korlen Bol 4Kondo Hoye4Dike Galo.Ar Ran4x6=24 Ran Holo,O Somvob Ke Somvob Korai Joliler

220) Baba-To 2mi Amr Meye Ke Biye Korte Chaw,Boy fn- Ji,Baba-2mi Ki Koro?Bf-Goto Kal Jal Theke Ber Holam,Baba-Rage Tor Ato Boro Sahos Jal Khate Amr Meye Ke Biye Korte Chas,Age Ki Korti?Bf-1lok Ke Mare Falecilam,Baba-Kn?Bf Tar Maye Ke Amr Sathe Biye Day Ni Bole.Baba-Norom Golay Baba Bolo Biyer Tarikh Kobe

221) Maniker Bow Manik Ke Bolce-Paser Falater Abul Ke Dakho Sa Tar Bow Ke Sob Somoy Kiss Kore,2mi Korte Paro Na?Manik Uttore Bollo,Bisshas Koro Ami Onek Chasta Korcilam-Kintu Sali Amare Thapor Marce.Bow Ki?

222) Sar,Amon Akta Bipoder Nam Bolo Ja Thake Udar Hole O Bipod Na Hole O Bipod,Studant-Lungi Te Agun Lagle Sar Tokhon Longi Khule O Bipod Na Khule Moha Bipod.

223) Ekta Onek Mota Lok Cycle Chalasse R Gan Gaiteche"Dekha Mey Peheli Bar Sajon Se Akho Mey Peyar" Ata Dekhe Ekta Chotto Boy Hasteche. Lokta Rege Giye Bollo Ki Hoyeche? Boy: Dekha Mey Peheli Bar Cycle Se Hati Mey Sowar..ha,ha,ha,ha..!!

224) 1 Kobutor Nichu Hoye Urcilo,Hotat 1 Garir Sathe Dhakha Khalo,1Lok Kobutor Ti Ke Niye Giye Raklo Khachar Vitor,Jokhon Kobutorer Gan Firlo Tokhon Hay Allaha Ami Jaler Vitor,GariOla Ki Mara Gache Naki.

225) 1 Meye Sadhu Babar Kache Giye Bollo Baba Amake Vhobishot Dakhano Sikhiye Dan, Sadhu- Chokh Bondho Kore Gal Amr Kache Niye Aso Balika,Meye Na,Sadhu Kn? Meye Apni Amake Kiss Korben,Sadhu Ra Ba 2mi To Vhobishot Dakha Sikhe Gacho.

226) 2020 Sale Meye Ra Ai Dak Dak Ki Mal Jaitece,Oi Morga Tor Namber Koto?Namber Ta Aktu Dato? Chele Ci 2mader Ki Gore Bap Vi Nai?Rasta Gate Chale Dar Birokto Koro?Bap Vi To Sobar Ache,Kintu Tor Moto Aitme Naire darling haha

227) Poli Tar Boyfriend Bose Golpo Korce,Amon Somoy Polir 3Bandhubi Ase Hajir,Bandhubra ? Korlo Tina Ata K Re?Poli-Amr Vi.B-Kmon Vi Re Cha cha To?Poli Na,B- Mamato?Poli Na.B-Khalato? Poli Na.B-Fubato To?Poli Na.Bandhubira Rage Giye Bolbito Ki Vi Hoy Tor.Poli-O Amar Valobashato Vi.

228) ami jani tumi bolbe ami kemon achi , ki korbo? Tomay chere mosa niye beche achi, uh! Mosar kamor soite pari na ,jekhane sekhane kamray marte pari na .

229) Wife-Amr birth de Gift Koi,Husbend-Rastay Dike Takiye Dakho Akta Lal Kalarer Gari,Dakte Pacho? Wife-WoW 2mi Ki Valo,Husbend-Sem Kalar Nelpalish Anci 2mr Jone Gift.

230) Biye Kora R Mobile Kenar Por Ki Afshos Hoy Janen??Is R Kichu Din Opakha Korle Ar Chye Valo Model Pawa Jato.

231) Abdul Adalote Asamir Katgoray,Uqel-Apni Ak Kumari Meye Ke Joriye Dhoracen Ken?Abdul-Joj Saheb-Amr Khub Thanda Lagtecilo Thik Tokhoni Deklam Meye Tir T-Sate Lekha Cilo I AM Hot Tai Ami Aktu Gorom Neyar Jonne O Ke Joriye Doreci.Bollen Amr Ki Dos.

232) Prem Pagola-1 Meyer Pichu Niche propose Korar Jonne.Meye Ai Cele 2mi Amr Pichu Nico Kn Jano Na Amr Piche Amr Maa Ache.Prem Pagol- Amra Prem Bongser Lok 2mr Maar Pichone Amr Baba O Ache Tai No Tansen.

233) Husband: Ki Shob Khabar Ranna Korecho Goborer Moto Shad? Wife:Hay Amr Pora Kopal 2mi Abar Goboro Kheyecho?

234) Boy:ki koro jan. Girl:ghumiye achi. Boy:swopno pathaw. Girl:ja dusto swopno pathabo ki kore. Boy:tahole ami pathaie. Girl:ki koro R ki pathabe. Boy:hagu kori guuuu pathabo. Girl:owak thuuuu c c c?

235) Ak Sathe Bose Husband Nd Wife Tv Dakcilo,Husband Wife K Bollo O Go 2mi Ki Amy Amon Kichu Bolte Parbe Ja Amy Kosto Dibe Abar Anndho O Dibe.Wife Bollo Jan 2mr Friends Der Modhe 2mi Bichanay Onek Time Tikte Paro.

236) Doctor Apni To onek Vagoban,Vago valo je apnar dan hat kate ne.Lok-Ha ha Budhi Thakle sob ei hoy.Doctor ki vhabe.Lok kaj korar somoy amr dan hat masine kate jate dhorcilo,Tokhon Ami Amr Dan hat berkore Bam hat dukiye Disi.

237) Tui Sara Din Toto Kore Gure Baras Poris Kokhon,Cele-Baba Ami Rate Niribilite Pori.Baba- Ami Chupi Chupi Poti Rate Dekhe Kajer Bua Tor Pase Bose Thake.Kan Thake Bol.Cele- Baba Bose Thakte Dakco Tar Por Ki Hoy Dakho Ni.Baba Ki Bolle-Cele Baba Ami Rate voy Pai Tai Oke Amr Pase Bosiye Raki

238) Rastay 2i Bondhur Dheka-Kire Tui Tansone Mone Hoce Mon Kharap Kn Tor.R Bolis Na Ak Jon Ke Palastik Sarjari Korar Jonne 2Lak Taka Dhar Dicilam.Akhon Betar Chehara Ei Cinte Pari Na.

239) Sir Bolto Jibon Hisra Kake Bolle.Jibon-Sar Je Chele Meyeder Mame Diye Mysmsbd.com E ID Khule Take Hisra Bolle Sar.Jibon Kotha Ta Ki Thik.Jibon- Sar Jodi Like Hoy 20 Ta Tahole Thik Sar Good

240) Khokababu Remix : Buddho babu jay, lal juto pay.Momota di bare bare uki mere chay, Biman gelo chomke, Pronob gelo thomke, party gelo bomke, Ae o naki hoi?