Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 3)

61) Sikkhok satro ke biporit shobdo dhoracchen- Sir; bol to table er biporit shobdo ki? Satro; chair! Sir; bosho, Satro; utho, Sir; beadob, Satro; adob, Sir; class theke berie ja, Satro; ayta aktu kothin sir!

62) Sir; bolto, bangladesher razdhanir naam ki? Satro; dhaka! Sir; good, toke keno je sobai buka bole, accha bolto dhakar koyek ti sthaner naam ! Satro; gulistan, pakistan, afganistan, kajakhistan.....

63) Sintaikari ak kripon ke dhore bollo; pranta diben naki taka ta? Kripon pothocari; apatoto prantai naw, taka ta thakle buru boyeshe kaje lagbe!!!

64) Premik; tumar baba janlo ki kore je amara kal tar gari nie berate beriechilam? Premika; kal akjonke gari die dhakka die paliesilam mone ase? Premik; he, se ki nalish korese? Premika; na, shetai amar baba silo!!

65) Sele; ma ma, chuto babu akta puka kheye felese! Maa; se kire? Ki sorbonash! Akhon ki hobe! Sele; tumi cinta koro na ma, puka khawar shonge shonge ami buddhi kore oke kitnashok khaiye diesi!!!

66) Ak jibone ak chad alo dibe sara rat. Ak jibone ak hasi bondhu tumay balovashi.ak jibone ak asa bondhu tumar valobasha.ak jibone ak chawa bondhu tumay kache pawa.ak jibone ak kota bondhu tumi dio na beta.

67) Meye ra 1meye ke gift dei perfume, earing, suits, ful, chocolets. kintu chhele-ra, eine meye tar number, sudu amar nam bolbi na.

68) Kiss is the key of love,love is the lock of marrige,marrige is the box of baby,baby is problem in bangladesh, so do not kiss a girl.

69) Dui bondhur moddhe kotha hocche- 1st bondhu; hello dusto, tor naki jor? 2nd bondhu; chilo, akhon nai! 1st bondhu; tobe kivabe jor sharlo? Tor to owshod khawar taka nay! 2nd bondhu; buddhi o ki nai ! Kagoje paracetamol likhe khaisi!

70) Ak shorer luk grame berate ashe nodite gusol korte gelo! Se gramer atio ke jiggesh korlo- Sohorer luk; bhai nodite kumir tumir nai to? Gramer luk; na bhai, apni nirvoe namte paren! Nodite kunu kumir nai, shob hangor e khaia falaise!!

71) Dhoro tumi 1ta Kak Pusle Oke Roj Sunsilk Makhie Chan Korale Jodi Dekho Tar Palok Puro Soft Hoe gache. Tahole Kaktar Nam Ki Hobe? Mi-cro- soft !@!!!:)

72) 1 jon teacher tar student k bollo-"BOLO TO KON KOTHA TA STUDENT RA BESI USE KARE ?" St- "JANI NA SIR!!!!" Te- "1 DOM RIGHT BOLSO."

73) ekta chhoto path-o onek dur mone hoy jodi songe keu na thake, r onek dur o kachhe hoy, jodi pichone pagla kukur thake.

74) "Nari nitimala 2011" narider abar sarbo ses dabi kuno porus jodi amader k divors dite chay, tahole amader k jevabe biyea kore ahance, thik se vabe ayujon kore khat ,palong ,tv ,firiz,sofa,ka kichu diyeace amar baba ,sob firot dite hobe. Amader dabi saful hoke, saful huk.....

75) "Nari nitimala 2015" narider abar sarbo ses dabi kuno porus jodi amader k divors dite chay, tahole amader k jevabe biye kore anche, thik se vabe ayujon kore khat ,palong ,tv ,firiz,sofa,ka kichu diyeace amar baba sob firot dite hobe. Amader dabi saful hoke, saful huk.....

76) Ram- janish amar bow paliye geche ! Sham- Police k khobor dey ! Ram- Orebaba , Na na , Er agey amar bike churi hoyechilo , police 2mash chaliye ferot diche.

77) A morog said to murgi i love you. My life only for you. Tomi ja bolbe tai korbo. Than murgi ta bollo tahole 1ta dim paro toh.

78) Ekta chele k ekta luk bolche ei chele tomi ki poro ? Cheleti: half pent ! Lukti: na na na ! Ami bolte chachilam Tomi kothai poro ! Cheleti: keno ? Navir niche !

79) jokhon tomer SMS ashe amar shorirer poshom darie jay,protiti ongge shurshuri hoy. Eta tomar SMS er doshnoy FAZIL MOBILE

80) DADU GALO CHOMKE !!! PARA GALO THOMKE !!! MATHA GELO BOMKE !!! KI DEKHE VAI ??? ARE DIDA ABAR PRGT HOYECHE TAI...

81) Rahul dravid er meye bolche ma ma baba nah 6 bole 6 six mereche. Rahul er wife bollo tumi boro hoyecho jake take baba bola bondho koro.

82) teacher: aj prothom bar tumi class e kotha bolchho age to bolte na, ki hoyechhe tomar? student: sms pack ses hoye gechhe sir.

83) swapno chhara keu khusi hoi na, valobasa chhara keu prathona kore na. hawker chhara keu kauke barite dukhte dei na.

84) jodi tumi amai vebo, r ami tomai, tahole bhujhe neoya jai je amader kono kaz nei, amra bekar.

85) jani ami tomar bondhu hoi tahole ekta number choose koro.... 50,100,200,300 amake number ta reply korar dorkar nei, sudu toto takar recharge amar number e kore dao.

86) Sir: boloto prithibite shob cheye chalak ke, student: keno sir goru, sir:kivabe bujhle, student: karon oti chalak er golay dori.

87) JIBONER LOKKO Sir: Tumi boro hoye ki korbe? Stu: Biye. Sir: Ami bojaite chaichi boro hoye tumi ki hobe? Stu: Jamai.

88) Father: jao , amar panjabi niye aso. Son: setato kete tukro tukro krechi. Father: kno ? Son: panjabira naki 1971 sal e onak manush merechilo tai!

89) Son: Ball kinar jonno taka na dile , chad theke lafiye morbo. Ma: khobor dar samne diye laf dich na , oi dikhe tor baba ache , dekhle mere felbe.

90) Ram: janish ami r amar girl friend biye korchi ! Shayam: bah !! Darun khobor !! Tahole kobe biye korchis !! Ram : ami biye korchi 14 feb r amar girl friend biye korche 20 feb.