Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 2)

31) Ei je Dadara sunchen, kukurer bachchara, Suorer bachchara, Bandorer bachchara, Gadhar bachchara, Gorur bachchara, Biraler bachchara, Tiktikir bachchara, Seyaler bachchara, Gorar bachchara, Indurer bachchara- . . . . - zodi kamray tobe kon MALOM ta lagaben. . .ami o jani na

32) ak nobo bibahito couple gese doctorer chembare: akhon wife boltase doctor sab amar husband ke aktu cheak kore.....o na khub durbol.akhon doctor husband ke cheak korar por boltase.....hmmm bujhlam......o asoley durbol....oke bari niye besi besi sobji are dudh khaowaben.akhon wife bole........ami to oke dudh khetey bole kintu o toh sudhu tipe.

33) Shib: Amar TRISUL ta gelo kotahy? Parboti: Kartik niye geche, Nondir meyetar sathe dinner-e. Shib: Kano? Parbati: Bollo Ma..., Babar Kata Chamoch ta niye gelam chawmin khabo.

34) Stri; ami more gele tumi ki abar bie korbe? Shami; tumi more gele ami pagol hoye jabo. Janoi to pagole ki na kore.!!

35) 1 bodhroluk arek joner shate kotha bolche- 1st jon; ai je vai, akhon ki dhaka theke kunu train ashbe? 2nd jon; na. 1st jon; tobe ki sylhet theke kunu train ashbe? 2nd jon; na, keno kuthay jaben? 1st jon; na na kuthaw jabo na. Rasta ta par hobo to tai.

36) 1st bondhu;bujhli,kuno mohilar kotha thamate akjon buka luk bolbe doya kore thamun. Kintu je chalak se ata bolbe na. 2nd bondhu; tahole ki bolbe se? 1st bondhu; se bolbe, apnar thut dutu jokhon akshonge lege thake, tokhon apnake shob cheye shundor dekhay.

37) 1st bondhu; bah! Tor gayer rong to besh shundor hoyeche, beton bereche naki? 2nd bondhu; na, tobe chakri bodlese. Age chilam koylar karkhanay, akhon kaj kori moyda, aatar karkhanay.

38) Khoka babu remix: Biman galo chomke, Public galo thomke, Party galo bomke, Ki dekhe bhai... "Buddho babu jay, lal jama gay, mamata di bara bara uki mere chai..."

39) Baire theke dorja nock korche- vetor theke; ke? Bahir theke; ami ! Vetor theke; ami ke? Bahir theke; are apni ke, ami ki kore bolbo?

40) Class e satro der ke sir jiggesh korchen kar jonmo ki bare- Sir; ruby tumar jonmo ki bare? Ruby; robi bare ! Sir; mofiz tumar? Mofiz; mongol bare sir ! Sir; reza tumar ki bare? Reza; sir amar jonmo sukro bare ! Mofiz; na sir o mitthe bolche, sukro bare shob kichu bondho thake, or jonmo holo ki vabe!

41) Nila; bolto, kun murgir buddhi beshi? Sada, naki kalo? Mila; kalo, karon kalo murgi sada dim parte pare ! Kintu sada murgi kalo dim parte pare na !

42) Akti solonto train ar kamray 3 jon mohila boshe golpo korche, tader 1 joner boyosh 50 1 joner 40 1 joner 30. Shei kamray olpo boyoshi akta chele shue tader golpo shunche. Mohila 3 jon golpo korte korte boyosher kothay ashe jay. Jar boyosh 50 se bollo; amar boyosh r koto hobe? Ai dorun 35. 2nd jon bollo; amar boyosh r koto hobe? Ai dorun 25. 3rd jon bollo; amar r koto hobe? ai dorun 15. Ai 3 mohilar boyosh komanu shune cheleti dhopash kore shua theke niche pore gelo. Pore jabar shate shate 3 mohila tar kase agie ashlo jiggesh korte laglo kivabe porle? Tokhon cheleti uttor dilo ami to pori nai, ami ai matro jonmogrohon korlam.

43) Dr.; Sorry mr. Kuddus, apnar kan ta kete felte hobe, ota r valo hobe na. Rugi; tahole to ami ondho hoye jabo. Dr.; kan katle ondho hoben keno? Ami to apnar cukh kathchi na. Rugi; amar kan kete felle ami choshma porbo ki kore?

44) Premik; tumar jonno aaj, gotokal, agamikal abong joto din tumi beche thakbe totodin akta ridoy shudu tumar jonno kompito hobe. Premika; (abeg vora konthe) kar ridoy? Premik; tumar nijer ridoy !!

45) Sir; bolo to tumpa, pakhi kake bole? Tumpa; jar pakha ase, urte pare, gaan gay, take pakhi bole, Sir; shabash, akta udahoro daw to? Tumpa; jemon mosha.!

46) Rugi; dr. Shab, chuke boro kom dekhte pai aajkal. Akta owshod den to shiggir. Dr. Kemon dekhen? Ta kirokom? Rugi; oi je mather moddhe akta kalo goru darie ase, dekhte pacchen? Dr. He pacchi, keno? Rugi; kintu ami dekhte pacchi na.

47) Bidesh theke shamir chiti-Shami; priotoma, a mashe kuno o taka pathate parbo na, tar bodole 100 ta kiss dilam, kuno o vabe a mash ta chalie nio, raag koro na lokkiti ! Stri; priotomo, tumar 100 ta kiss bujhe pelam, peparwalake 5ta kiss dilam, mudiwala 25- er kom manloi na, r bari wala protidin 1 ti kore kiss nie jabe bole razi holo.

48) 1st bondhu; janish amader bashar shobai bathroom e boshe gaan gay, 2nd bondhu; bolish ki, chakor bakor shobai? 1st bondhu; he, shobai, 2nd bondhu; amar mone hoy tuder bashar shobai gaaner khub vokto, 1st bondhu; are na, ashole amader bathroom er dorjar sitkanita vanga !

49) Kuddus khusha na sarie kola khacche, ta dekhe mofiz bollo- Mofiz; ki re tui dekhi khusha na sarie e kola khacchish? Kuddus; tate shomossha ki? Khushar arale ki ase she to ami jani !..

50) Kola; lebu bhai, tumake jevabe manush chipe chipe khay, ta dekhe amar boddo koshto lage ! Lebu; r manush jokhon tumake khule khule khay, tokhon ami lojjay chukh e khule rakhte pari na !!

51) Jibone prothom zebra ke dekhe ak ghura proshno korlo arek ghura ke-- 1st ghura; eta abar ke? 2nd ghura; ota o akta ghura! 1st ghura; jail khanay chilo nishcoi ! 2nd ghura; mone hoy jail khana theke palieche, tobe pushak paltanur shomoy payni akhono !!!

52) Shikkok classe satroder bangla beyakoron poracchilen, tini paach prokar pod bekhkha korar por satroder moddhe ak jonke jiggasha korlen, Sir; bol to, "korim gas theke pore gelo" akhane pore jawa kun pod? Satro; sir bipod !

53) Ak kripon er barite othiti asheche, kriponto chintay porlo onake ki die khawabe, se buddhi kore othiti ke bollo- Kripon; bolun apni ki khaben? Othiti; apni ja khaben ami tai khabo. Kripon; amito ai time e 1 glass jol chara kisui khaina, apnar jonno 1 glass jol ante boli?

54) class e satroder shate sir kotha bolchen- Sir; mone koro, akhon ai class er moddhe akjon dorbesh dhuklo, tar ak haate takar thole opor haate gian er thole, tumra kun thole ta nebe? Satroder moddhe 1 jon darie bollo- Satro; keno sir, takar thole ta nebo. Sir; ami hole gian er thole ta nitam. Satro; sir, jar jetar ovab tini shetai neben.

55) 1st bondhu; ki re, tui to dekhsi sara din facebook niei achis, ki moja pash? 2nd bondhu; keno, koto puranu bondhu khuje peyesi ta janish? Tader shonge notun kore jugajug holo... 1st bondhu; tai? Ami to r facebook khuli e na, 2nd bondhu; keno? 1st bondhu; shob pawna dar r sotrura amay khuje peyese je !

56) Sir; æi chele, tumar ashte ato deri holo keno? Satro; dim peresilam sir! Sir; ki amar sathe yarki hocche! Satro; na mane sir, machar opor murgi dim peresilo, sekhan theke dim parte giei deri hoye gelo.

57) Pipra; tui amar meye hoye kina shomporko rakhish shamanno akta hatir songe? Tui oke vule ja... Piprar meye; na baba, ta ar shomvob noy! Karon, amar pete je hatir baccha...

58) Vikkhuk; mago, tin din dhore kisui khai nai, duita taka deben? Grihini; tin din dhore khawni dui takay ki hobe? Vikkhuk; mepe dekhtam ojon koto komese!!

59) Fashir ashami ke golay dori porar aag muhurte jelar proshno korlen- Jelar; tumar sesh icchata ki, bolo? Ashami; amar am khete iccha korche! Jelar; amm? Bajare am ashte to aro dui mash deri! Ashami; thik ase, ami opekkha korte raji asi, amar kono o tara nay!!

60) Akti bus-e prochur luk uthese, dorjar shamnei tin-char jon darie ase, emon shomoy mutashuta ak bekti bus- e uthte jacche, shamne daranu ak luk take bollo, Luk; æi je bhai dekhtesen bus-e koto vir, tar vetore apne uthte jacchen, namen bus theika, Bekti; ami jodi bus-e na uthi ta hole bus cholbe na! Luk; keno? Apni ki prodhanmontri je ai bus-e apni na uthle bus cholbe na! Bekti; na ami prodhanmontri noi ! Luk; tahole ke apni? Bekti; are bhai ami ai bus er driver!!!