Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 20)

271) Beshir vag manush raat e kore.. keu keu dine o kore.. tana 30 mins kore.. keu 1 ghonta kore.. keo shararaat kore evabei to manush.. mobile charge kore!!

272) Dhakay paki kulo aki, Dhako ke sundor "SHOKAL" Vur holo dur kulo gum thakay utto re, Bodna ta hatay neaya bathroome cutore... Good morning. Good bye.

273) GIRL>Ah aste lagse to. BOY>r ektukani. GIRL>r parchi na.BOY>akoni duke jabe.GIRL>Uff ki tight.BOY>bhoy nei duke jabe.GIRL>Amar to kosto hosse.BOY>kosto howk duke gele valo lagbe.GIRL>plz ami r parchina.BOY>dur 2mar churi 2mi poro

274) Korona only me, please korona, keu Dekhbena, Amn koro kano, Sudhu 1bar koro, khub moja lagbe, Sobaito kore please korona. -1ta SMS-

275) Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan, Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan, Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo, Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo, Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki? Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!

276) Girl:Ai jama tar dam koto? Seller:Matro 5ta kiss. Girl:R oi jamatar daam? Seler:Matro 10ta kiss. Girl:jama 2ta pack koro.Bil amar kajer bua diya jabe!

277) over Boy: darling amar kaane te kichu halka,Kichu narom,kichu misti bolo! Premika:ROSOGOLLA

278) Fokir: sir 10 ta taka den. Sir: ki korba? Fokir: coffee khabo. Sir: 1 ta coffee ....to 5 taka. Fokir: Girl friend o khabe. Sir: fokir hoye girl friend banaiso? Fokir: Girl friend e to fokir banayse, Sir !!! :

279) wife : akta khota bolbo marba nato? hus: kija bolo na tome? wife: ame pragrant hus: ata to kusir khobor wife:biar aga akbar baba ka bolaselam babto marselo tae

280) Zib0n ta mobile phone,m0nta sim,friendship h0l0 mis call,l0ve h0l0 dial call,biye h0l0 reicive call,sh0ngshar h0l0netw0rk busy,what u say?

281) Odvut kichu aabeg.. Ojana kichu onuvuti.. Oshomvob kichu valo laga.. Hoytoba koster voy.. Akakitter nirobota.. Ai niye amader TOILET-E boshe thaka..

282) Amra phone e besi kotha boli na,kintu sms e boli,coz amra CENTER FRESH khai,r CENTER FRESH mukhe lagam lagai,hate noi.

283) Ek parti te ek chele ek maye k jigges korlo,Apa prosrab korar jaygata ektu dekhie diben? Maye ta bollo, age tumar ta dekhau tarpor amar ta dekhaite boilo...

284) Medom: A for? Student: Apple. Meddom: R O Jore! Student: Heiyo.

285) Son: ma apu ke rate dekhte pay? Mum: keno? Son: na ajke current gele apu kake jeno bolcelo 2me ajkeo shave koroni.

286) Shesh Hoyeche Borshar Din...Shamne Ashiteche Shit-er Din...Kapte Hobe Tin Tina Tin...Age Theke Prostuti Nin...Shiter Jama Kapor Kine Nin.....

287) teacher:j khele take ki bole? student:kheloar. teacher:good.aebar boloto ,j jane take ki bole? student er jhotpot jobab,janoar sir!!

288) 4ta Pipra 1 Bone Hatcilo,Samne 1 Hati Astese,Tadekhe 1Pipra Bollo Amader Uchit Oke Mere Fela.2 Pipra Ra Na Chol Amra Hatir Paa Venge Dai.3 Pipra Na Tar Chye Valo Amra Amader Poth Theke Soriye Dai.4 Pipra Ra Na BadDa Amra 4jon O aka,Sudhu Sudhu 1 Osohay Ke Distap Korar Ki Dorkar.

289) Sir: H.S.C er Purnorup Ki Jano?. Stu: Headmaster Sendel Chor... Sir: Haramjada Soytan Chele... Stu: Apner Purno Rup Ta o Motamuti Thik Ache...!

290) Boy:I LOVE U. girl:Your Request Is Processed Successfully,,Pls Wait For My Hasband Divorce. boy:Sorry Sending Failed. Girl: Plz Try Again..!

291) Je tumake pagoler moto valobase,take kokono cagoler moto obohela korona,hoyto akdin tume take gurur moto kuzbe,shedin she tumake banorer moto nacabe ,bujle?

292) Goto Bosor Poshak Cilo Pakhi. Na Paye Mora Cilo Onek Akhi. Ebar Holo Kiron Mala Ma Jani Kon Meyera Kon Purusher Golay Porabe Moron Mala.